Ramblings of a Middle-Aged Bastard

Black Dog Bone : Anekaragam (HQ Audio)

2011-11-17T09:25:00.001+08:00

CERITA - CERITA - AGAIN AND AGAIN!

2011-11-17T09:21:00.003+08:00

Moohie Baby vociferously announced no compromise, BM’ back and nobody can do anything about it yet when Tony Baby asks for a referendum a sudden quiet arrived. Datin Paduka’s made a terse announcement and everybody being meek and speechless, after which, when she challenged to come after her and not the Bersih icon. Immediately afterwards the cattle fiasco, Moohie Baby made another glaring statement that Shazzy Baby was not to be blamed but someone else and of whom happened to be her immediate family. Pak Lah Baby vindicated Moohie’s words by saying Shazzy wasn’t the head honcho at the cattle farm but her husband and her kids. Kerry Boy prior came to an overwhelmingly absurd idea that a very expensive and upmarket condo made perfect synergy with a huge cattle concern. AG too agreed that indelible can be used without amending any grand agreements. Nazzy baby upped the ante by chuckling a thought that there was no harm for all overseas Malaysians getting to vote. The hawks in the consociation are getting their way with Moohie playing all factions within. With Tony Baby one perhaps can be a little smug by concluding that he is at heart with the truly conservative and hardcore inside but Moohie rotates around the raptors like an opportunist without boundaries. Tony played him when inquired about calling for votes on the PPSMI and Moohie was struck dumb due to that. Datin Paduka’s dare strike them all and they prefer to let the merdeka sex thingy to putter off but all can see how still powerful and influential Tony Baby is innermost the grand association. PR can actually move around them both in order to gain some political points. Jibby was really inaudible throughout the issues, uttering only additional words to lightly supplement any statements coming from top party members as if like talking for the organisation as a whole but he knows he is going to be worked over by the hawks much like Pak lah Baby at prior. NFC fiasco came to his cause and he and gang utilized it to full to attack his unseen enemies. NFC was given to Shazzy by Moohie and Pak Lah and Kerry too since he was the golden boy on the fourth floor. In actual fact all of them have to bear the brunt instead of Shazzy alone. Jibby knows this and he is manipulating this curious situation to his advantage. Of course Oomnoo methods from previous would not kick anyone in cohorts with various super machinations out except for DSAI but that goes to show that DSAI wasn’t associated, then, with any of the top echeleons grand money making schemes. He had his philosophy and he was dangerous so they kicked him out in the most cloying manner. And he did not stay out but came back with full gusto! Purposely I did not include paragraphs in this post to make a difference but just lazy I guess. So expect nothing substantial to come from all the interplay but Jibby’s way to put Moohie in place. However Moohie gave a blow back when he through Kerismoodien arrested some folks in Sabah under ISA that Jibby wants to end soon. But dunno really because Pres. Obby Baby must have had coffee talk with Jibby and he could have mentioned about security threats with their operatives stationed somewhere. But I think it was Moohie and Gang retaliatory stance! Groovy Baby!

Tak Seindah Wajah - S M Salim

2011-09-18T00:45:00.000+08:00

Covers And Smoke Screens

2011-09-18T00:39:00.001+08:00

Must say that the BN has pretty well plotted out their blueprints. The grand monkey game can be said to be just around the corner by BN first arranging some visitors getting eligibility to exercise sublimed rights that are only accorded to proven inhabitants of a said locale. Next announcing an annulment of an old law that had actually run its course or repealing such provision. But a Premier who mentioned that her subjects were bestowed of the said rights made a smoke screen of DSAI going up a lift to a room to cavort with a paid woman yet his top attire did not match the chappie committing the act and while undressing whence the sequence of actions of being fully dressed to stark naked were already long ago filmed. However could be enough to fool the purposely made ignorant country folks. Abang Mat’s erstwhile statement of a band of bandits that were actually heroes but were spinned by BN to become villains and traitors. What Abang Mat said has historical truth and glaring that it was. But the brainwashing process had gone so deep that an urban or rural legend has been so profoundly embedded into the psyche of the majority folks that they find really difficult and even blasphemous to accept otherwise. Fence sitters of whom some could have this particular fictionalised defect may have doubts as to the veracity of Abang Mat’s claim. They could swing to the ruling party. A few in PAS may also be not really agreeable with Abang Mat’s claim and of whom may be reluctantly acquiescing in the worst case scenario and only due to entire party's consideration but already reports of two ex head honchos gonna jump have arisen. Or the big guys of the UG gang that was or still is - rather. Wonder just what can be the budget announcement that Jibby wants uttered that can make the hard pressed - money wise rakyat - be happy. Or even the urban or sub urban middle class become gleeful by Jibby’s announcing that prices of new cars gonna come down in line with world prices perchance. Just that used car tycoons and national car stake holders could not be too happy. But who cares really as they are already filthy rich after years of abusing the rakyat. And the rakyat may be stupid enough to agree with the administration when they are still paying through their noses for the sub standard bone shakers they are forced to use! Or income taxes gonna come down and highway tolls gonna be abolished and a new decent AG gonna come in and the perpetrators of the MACC sprawled on the floors below murders gonna be booked and open tenders for everybody and UMNO gonna be United Malaysians instead of United Malays and Anwar’s gonna be acquitted and discharged and so on and so forth. You know that most are not gonna happen! So what’s there to be happy about?

Siti Nurhaliza & Noraniza Idris - Dondang Dendang

2011-08-02T10:04:00.001+08:00

Last of The Summer Wine

2011-02-19T14:58:00.011+08:00

It was a good one and a half to two months that papalados had not seen The Prince Wale-wale. Exiting from his vintage Volvo that papa noticed him being the same in appearance with nay the weather beaten face papa half expected. The Prince could easily be economical with the truth when it comes to his real age. Easily any girl would have guessed his years to be 30 or plus instead of his early half century mark.
With a sling bag close to his belly and a mellow and very light brown but very subtle batik motive upon his short sleeved shirt papa could have been mistaken for an Ayahanda in an infamous organization that champions a certain select grouping or an archaic consociation doing its bid and much for an ancient philosophy that engenders the supremacy of a majority congregation. Woe betide anyone who questioned their relevance as a near militant sect of the main group. But political that they could be and never more than aggressive their stance. Except for the occasional sloganeering and illogical calls to banish a few to Timbuctoo they are largely benign.
A small company of the members rushed to papa and shook his hands and mentioned something like otai or old timer. Papa acknowledged them like an old village head and uttering soft gestures like 'how are you' and at the same time invite them to go up the stairs to the SM dangdut hall or it's back entrance only a few meters away. Of course the gesticulations were just customary and the chaps would never reciprocate his overture to actually join papa upstairs. Just protocols. And diplomatic actually to adhere to once in a while.
They think you are an Ayahanda whispered The Prince and he played his part too when he sort of strutted right next to papa giving much the impression that he was the aide or an informal bodyguard to 'Ayahanda' papalados.
The two walked up the famous backstairs of Seri Mutiara Dangdut and Karaoke Lounge but two flights up to the Karaoke Hall. They were going for a singalong session. Ayang the concierge immediately greeted the two and ushered them to the nearest karaoke chamber available. The aircond was duly switched on and a fresh gust of cooling air gushed forward from the vents. The aircond in the hall was OK but the cool air from the room unit further refreshed the two buddies. Want girls asked Ayang? Of course replied the two amigos but desirable ones please beseech papalados.
Ayang laughed and said that she will go ask Mummy. Dangdut, folks, is a mature industry waiting to altogether expire and the girls, must one say, are mostly mature too. But not that they are going to pass on with the industry. Most are in their late thirties and early forties and very few are the bombshells of early or mid twenties.
Mummy Ani Rock arrived all gushed from climbing the one flight of stairs from the back of the hall and a fraction of a second later asked papa and The Prince whether they want two ladies, one each for company. The Prince gave a nod and said a heavy set one for him. Mummy smiled and immediately exited the chamber.
Came two girl, one the heavier and younger one Mummy signaled to sit beside the Prince and the mature one next to papa. They were nice girls, courteous and soft spoken except for the looks department lacking a bit but their singing prowess and delightful company were superb.
Something about mature women that one can always talk with and what pleasant conversations that can only be the outcomes if their companies were sought particularly in SM. Topics can only be on their more than often grown up children and what surprises may be unearthed except that their kids were mostly college grads and students. The obvious fact that the matures make sure their children study well and do provide extensively in that regard.
Most definitely also the light exchange of banter with subtle phrases of sex and things associated but most times just those and nothing more. For spicing up the tete a tete only. Since Prince Wale-Wale does not dance papa invited his company( have forgotten the girl's name) downstairs for some cha-cha and dangdut boogies.
The dancing hall was quiet signaling the time was still a bit early for earnest prancing or that the dance crowd has not yet arrived. The dance floor was unoccupied except for a few of the dancing girls doing dance practices and one or two of the early patrons.
The band suddenly erupted into zapin music together with the disco ball lighting up and the entire floor becoming much brighter that the arrival came to be so abrupt. Immediately a group of oldies or rather dangdut veterans walked to the dance floor softly but eagerly pulling the hands of their rented hostesses for the evening. They all looked unfamiliar to papalados yet they do have the markings of dangdut veterans. Metallic long sleeved shirts with subtle batik motifs and all wore outside the trousers rather than tucked in.
Dunno really the name for that particular clothing material or the long sleeved near batik style mens' attire. An FB Buddy mentioned to that effect way back in one of FB posts. Another fabric the favorite of veterans is the crumpled Egyptian cotton of which shirts made from it are worn the same way as the metallic tops - loose and free.
Papa observed from the side as to how the oldies would start their moves upon the dance floor. Or that he is interestingly watching the first steps they're gonna make. As the first step would show their dancing prowess. How they 'bukak gelanggang' or how they officially but more rather formally enter the 'sublimed square'.
Horror or horrors they entered all wrong or more like bungling idiots rather than orang seni or people who knew the arts. None at all the silat stride even though they are not silating and the left foot first priority. Even Latin dances starts from the left foot and so does dangdut but not really for zapin but dancers still adopt it as its universal and practiced in every dance studio.
The girls were fantastic since they were all trained but their partners danced like cockroaches have escaped on their backs and moving about inside their shirts. Papa was hard to refrain from laughing but his partner just could not contained herself and nearly burst out.
Quickly papa pulled her hands and straightaway ran to the karaoke hall one floor up. There she guffawed like nobody's business and papa was hard pressed too not to stop laughing. Wow! Dangdut has really gone to the dumps as none of veterans can dance and only the girls proficient but they were trained and its their work. Where are the dangdut Kings of whom would stride like salsa Emperors their Art. Papa if compared is just a pretender or a lesser king by any standards. And should he be the only few left, then old hands of the same are really the last of the summer wine. The boys who kissed his hands are the only ones left perhaps but even they are more interested in contemporary club music. Dangdut as per old KL is just too difficult to step to the dance to!

Rock The Boat 1974 Hues Corporation

2010-12-15T01:30:00.000+08:00

CONCERNED ABOUT LEAKS, WEAR DIAPERS!

2010-12-15T01:19:00.005+08:00

Leaks and mighty leaks, info that permeates everything however utilized to the full and by one grouping to tell on the other. But there are also some pointers that show one party having more to explain and they indeed took pain to answer and the long and short of which; only voiced to people to not bother. The news, were not without their high sounding preludes and of technical aspects in and around the sophisticated gossip but no real hard data of photographs and videos included. Cocktail conversations one even assumed but damages already incurred. For both sakes, must only remain nonchalant and care less of things. Yet one took full advantage to vilify further and the other went to court if only to make the opponent show evidence, a truly wise direction to take leaving the competitor to proof wrongdoing. Drastic actions but play the sentiments well or the perceptions innermost the populace and the mighty voters that actually make the King.
A, controversially elected Deputy ups the ante by proclaiming autonomy for a component nation should the opposing coalition wins the monkey game. Leading the Deputy and 2nd Man from the ruling party perplexed for words but his Boss mentions even earlier of mayhem and unrest should they lose hold. Or none that can replace his rule and none shall too. Fatalistic to the extreme and it truly shows their fear of the entire administration slipping through their fingers. And the repercussions being so or the poetic justice they do not want to be cynically imposed upon.
The Nation’s Bulwark that they have handsomely rewarded, showcasing their unwillingness to go and to install at interim the management by defense units and not discounting also the Rulers they have been able to distress all along. To all intents and purposes the non bumis they have completely chased away and the sons of soil that continue to doubt their sincerity in always protecting them make the leading group desperate for anything.
Tactics and Strategies that persist in sum failures since start that they are hard pressed to venture every where with even the unthinkable they would want to try. Herein lies danger but they could only be in too much desperation to ignore such. God Saves Bolehland! Next they will keep reminding people to not “rock the proverbial boat”!

I've Never Been To Me by Charlene with lyrics

2010-11-26T18:49:00.000+08:00

JUST WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO THE PRETTY YOUNG THING WHO FOR A SHORT WHILE USED TO CALL ME SAYANG

2010-11-26T18:44:00.003+08:00

Just what indeed and I wondered on and on as I have literally exhausted all means to contact her, not that I want to chide her but asks for her companionship if only for the brief teh tarik chat or just for the mobile phone small talk and brief exchange of niceties the likes of “How’s things been going for her and her health and so on and so forth”. I could not be angry, for long and I wasn’t even in the first place. And it was for the sweet little conversations that I endured the truncated relationship that was.
Perhaps the everyday routine of one’s day to day happenings or the mundane going- on of one’s insignificant existence that prompts one to seek to inhale doses of fresh air; little that one knows that the invigorating respite was laced with some toxic gas also.
To refresh a bit, perhaps, I met the girl in a posh karaoke that a long time buddy invited to join him singing joyously, karaoke fashion. Thinking that I was a notable or a Dato’ that Ella warmed up to me in spite my old schoolmate who was the one paying for the entire evening out. There were the other hostesses that arrived with her but she zoomed in on me: weather beaten face, gray hair and all. She mentioned that I looked distinguished and high society. I told her that I was not at all of those and also having very less of the greenbacks or the Agong Notes but she just smiled and conjecturing perchance that I was just pulling her legs and somewhat testing her and for what: beats the shit out of me!
She was in fact stalking and for middle aged buffoons who would readily underwrite some fixed costs that she has to monthly bears. I totally did not expect that detailed equation on her part as my thoughts on her are just like a little girl lost and trying to find her way in the unending maze that makes one’s life journey. I was viewing myself as a street wise philosopher even though utterly stupid and naïve albeit having spent nearly half a century breathing diesel fumes upon transient earth.
Little that I know that she was the one trained professionally and along the main thoroughfares of bustling Kuala Lumpur. Not that she is a street walker but euphemistically borrowing terms denoting her as a well educated scholar and from the much clichéd and cynical: University Of Hard Knocks!
Sitting beside me in the plush karaoke chamber, she slowly but surely and also subtle like cajoles and mesmerizes with her little narrative of not being able to sync with young people her age, be they girls or boys. But wonderfully can communicate with middle aged folks or that was what she related. Quizzing her on my age, she said 60 and I jokingly appeared shocked and told her that she was a bit off the mark if only for ten years less. Oh 50, she says, why you are even younger and her beaming face at that juncture convinces me more of her earnest postulations.
My little heart flustered, was so taken by her subliminal gesticulations that I became infatuated. The emotions were so strong and I haven’t felt the like for so long that I thought I had forgotten the sentiment. Here, a pretty young thing talking such of an ageing person and her body language confirms so, that she too likes me; how foolish I was not knowing that people can learn acting and not only from academies but from knowledgeable friends as well!
The evening continued and hovering upon heaven ever more, I was further tantalized by her exuberance, her bubbly disposition and her sincere statements or so I thought. But what can one hopefully expect at the end of which if not for the contact numbers that she willingly gave and not one but two and mine that she took and for reference she said.
Having doubts as to how things could work out but gung ho nonetheless and thinking that I am the older person and presumably wiser in the dating game and should be able to aptly manage some delicate situations, I gave her a holler. She answered and immediately called me dear or Sayang. Completely taken by surprise I answered by giggling like a silly school girl and could not answer for a second or two and my long while characteristic stammer beginning to appear. She lovingly inquired whether I, stammer, I answered, used to but was completely stunned as to why it suddenly came.
She laughed but not mockingly but very romantic like. I was on high heaven and completely unaware of where I was at that particular moment. I was in the car of course and parked at the side of the road, far from the house and the old missus; just me, my hand phone and the newly found love of my life at the other end.
Wow! I must admit, it was truly fantastic, the long ago presentiments coming back that I felt young once more. Kept on glancing at the mirror and saw the creases, the dark marks upon the face, the lines and the silver streaks of hair but somehow oblivious to them all but noticed surreal like the dashing and youthful and debonair and handsome countenance of an energetic 25 year old male person.
I was beginning to lose my mind and things later on just did not help as I went for dates with her but mostly lunch. It was during these outings that she spoke more of herself and her little problems. And of the phone bills late at being settled and the car installments held a month or two back. Did not really hear when she mentioned her late monthly rentals but said I was willing to underwrite her hand phone bills. She said you are a dear and gave me a truly exceptional sweet smile to die for. I volunteered doing that or paying her mobile phone bills and continued doing so for nearly half a year. Luckily the bills were always about 300 Ringgit the entire duration and I was mostly paying for that magical amount.
All I got was a slight pecker but that was enough for helpless me. I could have gotten more, a hug maybe or a long slurpy kiss or a bonk even, if only I would agree to pay for her quite others- fixed monthly costs- and her expensive shopping sprees. That was the holy or rather unholy formula and I knew about them all along but still persisted with the unsavory arrangement.
You know why? Because of the caring thoughts and affectionate remarks she gave and examples like: the early morning calls and lovingly greeting me with sweet and soft words of had breakfast already? Or the numerous SMSs full of loving words of Love You Sayang! Kiss-Kiss! Take care! Call You Tomorrow or Call Me When You have Reached Home or Missing You Very Much and See You and on the prearranged lunch date and so on and so forth but always wonderfully nice and caring words. Not to discount the numerous calls during the day and night reminding me to take my medicines or just simple greetings of Good Mornings, Evenings and Afternoons. Being Middle-Aged and kind of lonely, I was completely taken over. Was utterly and completely, ‘tender or rather pussy trapped’. Just a passing remark as I did not even touch that particular female organ of hers!
Given time or that she could not play act anymore that things just sort of fizzled out; at pains perchance to persist in the little act that she began to show her consternation in that there were no more sayangs to her truly short phone calls. It’s not that I too feel the same but that I long for her soft words more and more. But being much older and wiser or that should be the case, I kept it all within me but my heart wanting to burst out all the time. She reminded of her phone bills by messaging mostly and will without fail thanked me after I have paid the amount and this time she included the Sayang word.
Literally I do feel pain in my heart at what’s transpiring at the last passage of this sorry affair and told her so. She said not to think too much about it and not to listen to people. What other people came to mind as there weren’t the other people as the matter is only privy to me and her. Suspicions abound and I came to the conclusion that there are other middle-aged male buffoons that she manipulated if only to commit to her monthly expenses. Mind You she was also prudent enough to include insurance policies to her entire portfolio.
Finally I just could not be complicit to her shenanigans any more and related such to her. She replied in a huff and said only OK and hung up. That was my last communication with her as my following albeit intermittent calls went perpetually unanswered. However I do feel some longing especially the little chats like we had before. Apart from everything else she was always a good listener and a equally proficient talker. It was really nice having a chit chat with her. Thinking that she would just let things go and would not mind chatting and for old times sake I inquired about any which way to contact her but the opportunity did not arises, until I happened to bump into Marina, her good friend.
Marina was quite surprised to see me but she still remembered and quite well really, however it was only a few months and much less than a year ago that we met but she was courteous and very sporting that she immediately hollered papa the moment she noticed me. Most, younger friends call me papa short for papalados, my blog name or papa zul and they include Marina. Only Ella calls me sayang or Bro, depending on her mood and at that particular point in time, perhaps.
Do not know whether Marina is still in contact with Ella then but eventually, I did, ask about Ella to her saying that I haven’t been seeing nor talking for sometime and asked Marina whether she had recently met up with her. Marina replied in the negative and informed also of her having the same problem of trying to communicate with her but unable to. Ella’s phone number cannot be contacted.
With a sad note she reiterated of her long relationship with Ella and was very surprised at Ella’s refusal to answer her calls and convey the specific reason or reasons for her doing so. Frustrated at the situation, Marina even called Ella’s husband, my jaw dropped and for a time I could not even speak. Husband I asked? Yes! Said; Marina, don’t you know? No! I said and not at all that I know of. Well she is married Marina continued but as a second wife and to a Notable, meaning that Ella is a Notable’s wife and she is a D.....n!
Why would D.....k allowed D....n to ply the nocturnal route or go station herself in a posh karaoke. Marina replied that Ella does not want to excessively burden her husband and the extra pocket money helps her so. Knowing very well that Ella can at times be headstrong, stubborn and impetuous, I wasn’t that too surprised at Marina’s of late and quite shocking revelation as regards Ella. Marina further related of Ella’s unique circumstances in that most times she is pretty much alone in her apartment with her husband visiting only in his free time. The peculiar predicaments of a second wife said Marina but appeared consoling when she continued by adamantly vociferating that she was Ella’s friend from schooldays and knew Ella to be overly independent and that she would always be able take care of herself and was wise enough to avoid any less than favorable circumstances.
I was in a daze for a good while and even declined Marina’s invitation to go sip on tehtarik at a Mamak Restaurant somewhere should I want to inquire more. No, I said, enough explanation as it was. She is somebody’s wife and it is just not proper to ask more unless there is a posting that you want a person of her caliber to fill. As such there wasn’t any to that effect and might as well I go home to mull things over.
Actually all the emotions inside have been pacified having faced the period of time that Ella totally avoided me. Somehow I have regained my sanity but still wanted to have chats with her and on a platonic and buddy-buddy level only. She was a good friend indeed and nice to talk to, the fact was. And upon reflecting she was like what Marina said, overly independent and knows how to take care of herself. I love her for herself and not for any specific time even cavorted with her. She was like a niece or a daughter- even- as she was young enough to be so. And in a long winded way she did make an old man happy and young once again! Ella wherever you are, do wish you and hubby the best. Take Care and Happiness and Bliss always. Salam.

Mezzoforte-Garden party

2010-11-02T13:35:00.001+08:00

THE UNBEATEN PATH TO PUTRAJAYA!

2010-11-02T12:25:00.000+08:00

Jibby’s down with the bug since arriving from overseas, could be chicken pox but a good rest he needs. Yet Rosie was the one busy with his engagements but social mostly and not official and those that he is supposed to attend but could not due to the unexpected little ailment. Net’s been busy with speculating and not less albeit naughtily insinuating at Rosie’s unprecedented actions because Muhyiddin the number two is supposedly to announce or grace any functions that Jibby cannot and for the time being. Wonder why Rosie’s the one very busy. Could be that she does not trust anyone quite outside her trusted circle along with Jibby being bed ridden or that she is very wary of her enemies from within. The Politicking innermost is what she is really afraid of, what’s with everybody and not only number two that is going for the jugular. Of course number two too has his clique and questions on who are his mighty allies that Netizens are earnestly discussing about. Tony is asked to lie low for now and he is complying as such but when will he just spring up and blast away. Could be very soon as this afternoon but then again he could be playing for opportune time. The Power Play inside the ruling consociation is just too interesting and not that the politicking in the main opposing association is less but in fact more stark and blatant; the two contending deputies and one is widely rumored to be strong with the Grand Dragon and the inklings that they are manipulating the choosing process. But card bearing members are saying that the avenue to Putrajaya and the neo yet approvable methods is via ZI and to swerve to the old procedures even though modified a bit is down AA’s way. And quite a significant number of the main tree’s overhang is with ZI. Or that was what my sore throat in the party; one Sheikh Al Surrtandoek Al Kemamami confided in me: a seedy dangdut blogger. So none to be believed and to rely on! Rosie and partner must be feeling the extreme heat in respect of the entire civic landscape so my suspicion is that there could be a little compromise ahead but not amongst the party animals but someone big from outside. As to what this entails just beat the shit out of me but politics is still the art of the possible!

Broery Marantika and Sharifah Aini: Seiring Sejalan

2010-09-03T12:54:00.001+08:00

PINGING ON PATRIOTISM NOW!

2010-09-03T12:50:00.002+08:00

SBY wants a peaceful solution or a headline starkly portrays, a caption that arrives from nowhere and in parallel with showcasing a truly troubled situation or more like a war that all want to avoid. But wait a minute or was there any indication towards a belligerent encounter in the first place? There wasn’t any, why the hullabaloo then and from nowhere apparently. There were some flag burning and shit slinging but are we going into battle for that? Or when was the initial call or the battle cry first sounded? A forward looking and great thinker once said that Patriotism and the likes are the last or the main refuge of the scum of the earth. And a group of people and of the same are playing on similar notion, so what can we make of them except that they are the scourge of the universe and together with the evil agenda behind their surreptitiously planned: initiative its not the good of all that they are designing! Umco wants to alarm the people into earnestly supporting them because of an impending war with a close neighbor! What bullshit and a logistical and tactical nightmare to go fight a state that has millions of her subject legally or illegally entrenched inside one’s own backyard and the potential enemy operatives are everywhere- towns, cities, jungles and plantations! When things are not hunky dory that umco wants to invoke war but a virtual one and in the immediate aftermath of jibby’s whisper – whisper to SBY, if only to make believe one of such. Of course SBY would comply, what’s there to lose but everything to gain for him. His people will still send money home and that helps the economy a lot. Furthermore a ruling party in a neighboring land asks for assistance even though a bit cloak and dagger but far from harmful and for dramatics only. Should the administration be the PR and it asks the same from The President, he would also agree as the little happenings are quite part and parcel of International Relations. Yet things must not be allowed to go overboard or else there could be, an International crises to handle. Just consternation that umco still wants to bluff the rakyat but people can now read through their actions and pretty much whatever blueprints they put forward, concurrently, comes back at them and splat - right in their faces! They are just too desperate that they even call people other than their ilk dirty and a hotshot from their consociation asks people to trust him when he says that his party is still relevant!

Michael Buble - Begin the beguine

2010-08-21T11:28:00.000+08:00

A SHOTGUN BLAST AND AT NONE IN PARTCULAR BUT INTENTIONALLY ALL

2010-08-21T11:06:00.001+08:00

They are blasting away and do not care really at what or whom, the plot that they had lost from so long and the narrative that totally evades them. Any revolutionary procedures they would adopt but could not really be compromised so that they still can enjoy their previous methods. The machinery should be a new one but they just could not adapt. Their school heads are spewing totally uncalled for bigoted remarks and their religious scholar even accuses of a nonsensical new document to the already existing albeit unchangeable supreme text. Monies have also been transferred out and they are a lot and very – very much so and to the tune of 360 billion ringgit. Wow! That’s astronomical and all belong to the rakyat; those that have been swindled all these years. And must I say, all is the rakyat and which none belongs to the robber barons, because the sum is just too fcucking unbelievable. It would take a 60 year old man ten life times or more just to count second to second to the number two billion and this is nearly 200 times that. Totally obscene and just like the lewd sex pantomime in the chambers with everybody bonking somebody regardless of boy or girl or plain or pretty. And obviously the plain constitute the overwhelming number. Sex is everywhere and rational for them as they are in the seat of power and power is the domain of the fastidiously lecherous! So they think but there are also very many of decent folks on the other side and once they go up they will never allow the countless millions to stay out. They would grasp for the money be they wherever and also would claw for the perpetrators to be punished. No leeway and no excuses, they must be incarcerated or rotaned or both. The law then will be for everyone and no whatever Putras excluded. The crooks are beginning to get worried and that’s why they do not bother about peace in the country and the shotgun effect; literally shooting away with pellets aimed towards everywhere! Desperadoes in Action! Lol!

Anacani - Sweet and gentle cha cha.avi

2010-07-20T01:27:00.001+08:00

LOVE AT THE END OF THE LINE!

2010-07-20T01:11:00.002+08:00

The Grand Scholar Statewide running around in circles proclaiming something calamitous but no one is paying attention and quite everyone surmises albeit woefully that he is losing his mind, in parallel with, his office being put to ridicule thenceforth his lofty reputation gone down the drain and without redress his situation: truly pitiful. Most wonder why he and the rest of his ilk and on the side of the ruling administration were very-very quiet when the proposed legalized sports betting was earnestly discussed and strongly objected by the rakyat whence they should have advised the party bosses not to continue with the controversial blueprint. Even though it was prematurely aborted by The Boss man but the irreparable damage has already been done. Thus upon the civic landscape the aging party loses almost all ground. But the Chiefs persisted the second afterward because the returns are just too great for them to not discontinue their Machiavellian and evil procedures if only to embrace power of which is slipping away every hour by the hour in a day and even more days to come. There are also too many holes to need be covered before hoisting the white flag and the bottomless pits cannot be overlaid except for temporary measures and as smokescreens only. Their bluffs have been called! The cyber world strikes deep and the cut can never be healed, the pain overbearing, exceedingly so, for the people when they know the everyday prices they forcefully have to pay yet the bosses still spend needlessly. Or the blatant wrongs committed but no actions coming any soon. The choices are already there for them to choose and they will pick the best available. A half century of abuse the people cannot tolerate anymore although the cries of the Pseudo Holy Men shrill and annoying but never discomforting because the lies are too often and too glaring. The Decent populace have long realized and the hitherto hoodwinked all too willing to compromise and minimally at that to opt for change. And change can never be avoided! Long Live The Rakyat!

Tom Jones - Till

2010-06-13T20:39:00.001+08:00

BEHOLDEN UNTO THOU

2010-06-13T20:10:00.002+08:00

Why is it that the actions and interactions of Umco have of late been quite contrary to any stark logic underlying, in all respects, any contentious situation that the consociation finds itself immersed innermost The legalizing of sports betting for example whereby it was seen that the ruling party just avoided the issue by not really extinguishing and banning outright by decree or some other. It approaches only ad hoc like; unlike the flotilla massacre whence the head honcho went off somewhere and to far Laos, just to evade being seen or so it seems. Yet everybody else understands better. Or the true boss or bosses advises so. Even the Police decided to call the planned demonstration illegal but fearing the irredeemable fallout and political at that the homeland security grouping in fact peacefully assisted the procession. Number Two perchance had more horse sense not to exacerbate the Rakyat’s anger. In bolehland Palestine is so sensitive and no one denies that. Most Malay Muslims hate the Zionists if only for the despicably cold and ruthless killers they are. And the same advisors are counseling the ruling administration in bolehland and they do not want to terminate its services for the special accommodation the company offers and its ostensible hold over the President of the strongest country in the world thus the equally mighty military complex alongside. Political Economies perhaps and their ramifications and in real time and the real politik; permeate every known sphere that actually shapes the world as it is and contemporaneously. The Lobby rebukes Anwar and even asks The US to forsake him when he is the visible and true one and the lone figure perceptively so and the only one with deep and substantial presence to press for better democracy in Malaysia. Is not the Greatest Nation on Earth unrelenting purpose is to inculcate greater democracy the world over? De Facto power play yet again and DSAI the new bogeyman to bluff the psychologically lethargic Kampong folks in hinterland Malaysia and the rest of the civilized world by mass hypnosis and using impending Pseudo Muslim Worldwide Insurgency, maybe, together with the much effective - terrorist in one’s backyard - dumb show!

Frank Sinatra Luck Be A Lady Tonight

2010-05-25T16:23:00.000+08:00

MONEY FOR THE MONKEYGAME

2010-05-25T15:38:00.002+08:00

How come the ruling side is ever so quiet, even though pummeled from all conceivable corners and by everyone? Seemingly the games betting issue just did not stop what is with the Malaysian Cyber World berating about it each and everyday. Indeed a political moot point at the finest and the opposition playing the contention to the full given the unique composition of the populace. Amongst all and the religious however slightly would undoubtedly acknowledge the evil of gambling with even the irreligious concurring with the covetousness of the proposal considering the many numbers of avariciously prone individuals. Or the fact that most are greedy even though a little bit and they would jump at the chance of making some money for nothing even if losing part of the child’s education fund because of it. People do lose control over gambling and greed as ever blinds the eye therefore they tend to go into debt prematurely or not having the means to pay for it and not planning for it even. Or to call the services of Ah Longs and the evil cycle starts. Suicides even murders have been committed due to trying one’s luck and things just could not stop but must be curbed and controlled. But a ruling authority encouraging it and stipulating all the more that the black market has already a hand in the immoral activity and why on earth not the administration as well or another buzz word for taking a cut also. Yet it is a big cut and one that goes into the billions, and the football craze or its biggest event just arriving around the corner. The Rakyat or the soccer mad amongst them will literally eat and sleep football and they would want to give half or full ball to whatever’s team playing together with putting some money upon the event. Even 50 cents or a ringgit but they would expect some returns and 10 ringgit is quite a hot topic to brag about. Every fan is vulnerable and the government is going to get a percentage from the heinous process. Billions the ruling party will profit although not for the members but the consociation to buy more votes. More and much more of the votes the will want to buy and not for a by election, but the main and grand one- the General Elections. Howsoever and by using the Rakyat’s money on a grand scale and how are they going to do it? If only by playing up the greedy component of the Rakyat! Just don’t bet people only enjoy the game like any decent sports fan!

broery marantika & dewi yull - kharisma cinta

2010-05-13T19:43:00.000+08:00

WHAT'S THAT AGAIN MINISTER?

2010-05-13T19:39:00.001+08:00

How is it that a Home Affairs Minister would equate some bad perceptions about the home security force with idle gossip and ones that are casually perpetrated by women and housewives? Or that they would talk in hair saloons and all the negative stories will be out and the fact there they could be quite factual or the rumours must have come about from somewhere or else the trees would not be swaying if there weren’t the winds blowing hard. An old Malaysian saying that goes something to the effect. Of course there were also the trigger itchy gun slingers and one have actually been charged or the crime situation in localities countrywide that made quite everyone edgy. The narratives have been long and old with very little done or the concerns cum consternations of the populace not really pacified of late. Yet Mr. Minister took it upon himself albeit comically to wholly put the blame on gossiping ladies and whilst doing up their hairs. Talk about bad hair days but the ladies did not at all complain and maybe because the issue wasn't that in the first place. The issue is just that crime is at an all time high in Bolehland and the security force is only seen to be wonderful when the opposition parties are trying to hold ceramahs or political talks and they were quick to stop them and all orders were from the ruling political party. However Umno Terengganu wanted to commemorate the thirteen of fifth and in a big way along with inviting ten thousand participants and who else if not the most excited about the event but the Great Tun himself. Abraham Elly is quite strangely not really mentioned but it has come to the fore that Tun himself is the protagonist all along whereas Abraham is the erstwhile comedian and evolved ostensibly into a terrible and dastardly court jester. Never mind the fact that no Sultan wants to even come near him. Good for all His Highnesses for having the better mind to be rational and attentive at all times. Daulat Tuankus!

FON THANASOONTORN - Thai karaoke CHA CHA

2010-04-11T18:51:00.000+08:00

UNDUE INFLUENCE

2010-04-11T18:40:00.001+08:00

The Thai Doctor seemingly refuses to come testify as she is pressured by the higher authorities and in KL to not comply with the court’s procedures but the State Government would like her to discuss- video conferencing like and telecasted right into the courtroom. However the wise Judge needs to give consent first, and it’s a wonder if he is not also harried. What are they trying to hide and is it not enough that somebody died but to forestall due process and making a mockery of the law yet the wound is festering with maggots and could not heal that the whole part needs be amputated. Or that procedure must be done if only to lend credibility to- One something or whatever. But they are too afraid that their evil machinations be exposed and damage control then would come to naught and actually counterproductive, or allow the untimely demise of a spanking young man; be explained as mere suicide but for somebody who is about to get married the next day: things must only be impossible. How so ever, the, people know and you can only bluff some of them some of the time and not all the time. The British Doctor is testifying soon and one can second guess what he is going to say as he is hired by the ruling administration!

P Ramlee - Madu Tiga

2010-04-03T12:31:00.002+08:00

CERITA CERITA XX

2010-04-03T12:19:00.002+08:00

Now that the frogs have stopped croaking and a brief respite really as are they resting if only to allow the Grand Katak to open his mouth and rightly only expletives spewed out with nothing of substance at all that was declared. Just the fact that the GLCs not further their assistance to the brethren but ignoring from earlier on their desperate plight or competes with the businessmen members even. Grand katak said many things but ended up by shouting three Shits or that he is not even versed in “cakap oreng putih” goes to show the ‘role’ he is playing and its just Umno’s tired method of subcontracting or playing the rakyat for fools or furtively applying the jaded and disgusting divide and rule ploy once more. Abraham has only to yell and make faces and nothing additional as he could not explain further whence he only memorizes the part. And Perkosa is just an appendix to Ameno and not an NGO no matter how silly the association, is, in the first place as NGOs’ are supposed to be filled with intellectuals not nincompoops.
On another note a group of Lawyers or ones associated with the official set of beliefs vociferate against A Statewide Exalted Leader for going against the known procedures of the belief system by commuting a caning sentence to communal service and for the dastardly offence of drinking lager. Well the Religion is compassionate in Line with the Creator who is supposed to be of the same disposition if not much more. Is this fact dismissed by the knowledgeable lawyers when shouting for the flagellation or are they all closet sadomasochists that they relish seeing somebody being beaten silly. The Supreme Leader was well advised to reduce the sentence or that he is kind and wise enough to see the issue in its entirety or the direness that is associated with it. Daulat Tuanku!

Aiya! Cik Siti

2010-03-25T17:13:00.001+08:00

CROAKING FROGS MORE SO

2010-03-24T17:44:00.004+08:00

A house member now on his own vociferates that he was asked to declare legally and in black and white that he was told to tell on The Highest Chief and the missus. And by grace of God he declines as he was bestowed with a vision not to go through with such an act. Not once but twice he reiterates and it was in 04 and involved a Minister and during that time he was also endowed with the same vision and from none other than the Man Upstairs. But he suggested that the current sodomee spectacle be brought to the religious court so that an indictment on false testimony can be ascertained. A round about wise but ne’er can give him credibility. He speaks like someone not in full control of his mental faculties and rightly he should be left alone and in his own twisted and misinformed universe. Meanwhile another jumper denies that he is forwarded a handsome sum and just to clear his equally huge debt saying lies, lies and only lies. Or sue for all his worth if the one accusing has proofs. Mr. Elly, on the other hand called a cyber scribe an anti-Christ: for elaborating upon his involvement in a gaming concern or the moneyed interest that he has in the establishment. And he further stipulated that he did not have anything to do with the Big Boss of the Company. Yet the minutes said Mr. Elly was not incriminated with the Boss’s person but his mercantile endeavors and his associations are many and varied. Liars- liars, May your private parts be on fire or those words they are so fond of using or seemingly to portray that their sublimed actions are sanctioned by God and that’s why they are so misunderstood because their motions are not really of the corporeal world but heavenly in all cases. And they do not actually have to be concerned with any detailed perusal and close inspection from lesser mortals as they are actually heavenly creatures and have only that particular locale to answer to and what can any sane person say except that it’s totally absurd and right down stupid. What do they think Malaysians are made of: Imbeciles? Like them but only much lower and for their sad persons!

Dewi Yull - Pak Ketipung

2010-03-24T10:20:00.000+08:00

OF REPARTEES AND LIVELY EXCHANGES

2010-03-24T10:02:00.000+08:00

Why not mention all instead of the few whence you so accuses me of betraying my consociation or my existential intimations so to say. Or in fact you are degrading me and to the lowest there is and of any worthwhile considerations. Thenceforth in this August house I am now asking you if only to further elaborate upon your unasked for accusations. But Honorable Member I only heard of this news from somebody or you know who. Yes but that still is inadequate as you must reveal every bits or knick-knack or any teensy-weensy thingies you are cognizant of. I told you, I was only told and furthermore I have forgotten the mysterious other nomenclatures but why should I disclose all in the first place. Or ask the: you know who or you know what I am talking about. We are definitely going to embark upon that pathway but you must be willing to be fully responsible for all your heinous accusations. So be it then, I am more than ready. How dare you invoke the Exalted Name of the Supreme Leader and the Defense or Military-Complex: as well. Or that you have gotten so much monies that you have you have to perform your unholy duty. Please stop, I know what I am doing but you have said enough and it actually hurts when you keep on rubbing salt to the injury. Oh you are hurt, you admit that and if you must know it hurts even more here. But you were close to him also and why the hullabaloo now? You shut up. Well you should shut your trap also. You are being smug are you, I’ll wallop you then you know. Oh you want to wallop me, Tell you what, why don’t you ask him to tell everything and bring to court all those concerned! Yes I will do that. Ok, Ok. But then better not, better not man. Aha, Aha!

Booby_Jhoot Bole Kauva Kate

2010-03-21T00:29:00.000+08:00

PETRORINGGIT - PETRORINGGIT

2010-03-21T00:11:00.001+08:00

Ku Li when delivering a speech mentioned that a bigger if the biggest oil field was found although the exact location he did not elaborate further upon. And the oil concern that discovered the reservoir is none other than the Nation’s oil company. And with the very recent finding, world oil prices may be substantially affected in that they probably will take a dip. A commentator in the infamous blog or within the confines of its most recent post, wrote, more than ever that the location is off the land of the hornbills or Sarawak and BN is holding to the good news until the eve of the State’s or the Nation’s as Sarawak confederation wise is not the largest Malaysian state but actually a country of its own: elections. The Good Tengku had known about this for some time should one guesses so and that’s why he was so mindful of the oil royalty issues and bandied around the controversies surrounding them. He took promulgation on the fair distribution of the 5% recompense first in his home state and until recently has moved to Terengganu or the just next door-neighboring State. The monies to be gotten from future sales of oil will be just too much and the BN putras just could not let the opportunity slips. Yet Ku Li anticipates their evil and dastardly aspirations ahead of them and the reason he wants to inform the simple village folks of the dire implications should the coming to be massive plunders not stopped in the first place. The Royal Prince took it upon him to enlighten the people of their salient rights and he observes the sacred duty incessantly and without tiring but with a conviction so resolute and none to profit except the people. And, of whom, are the rightful owners of the precious black gold. Voter gets voters everybody because as of now there is still no automatic registrations!

Alan Tam - Friends

2010-03-17T17:14:00.001+08:00

PERKASA PERKOSAED

2010-03-17T15:52:00.002+08:00

Strangely there isn’t very much on Perkasa uttering whatever platitudes they want heard and eerily quiet- as things are now. Or is it they have lost their voices whence RPK leaked the company report and his name was glaringly etched among the top pages as he was then- a business director in a company owned by a Taipan and was none other than a famous persona and of oriental persuasion. Abraham Elly fears the Chinese so much but is not so afraid to be in cohorts with them and in mercantile endeavors no less, so where does his true standing lies and this is where his credibility crashes or when one put an effort to query a bit more. So much so that the Mighty Perkasa is lost for words as RPK has beaten them in their own turf. The battle they have lost and whimpering all in all compared to all the pomp and pageantry when the movement was first launched however not even a moan let alone a sniffle from the illustrious utusan meloya or not so straight times or if someone or anyone can get an earful of. Dead quiet but they are planning something and not only Perkasa but the powers that be or the rivals be in perpetual bloodless civil war until PRU 13 and not beyond the hitherto pallid skirmishes but RPK said even he is ready should it reaches that stage yet gung ho only to an extent however who knows perchance he has put every or any conceivable thingies in perspective. Or that he is verily prepared for each, alternate and of any possible contingencies.

Joget Kelantan -M Daud Kilau - Jan 08

2010-03-08T17:54:00.002+08:00

KU LI TO THE FORE

2010-03-08T17:44:00.000+08:00

Whenever the ameno boys has something to say about Ku Li, he has a fast answer ready and they in turn did not equally retort back but remained silent hoping that the brief exchange of ‘light’ banter did not happen in the first place. For they just could not give a responsible and justifiable answer each time, example being the suggestion that Ku Li not make any further pronouncements on the Kelantan oil royalty issue his response was that he is only reiterating upon The Late Tun Razak’s wishes of giving some mineral dues to the Malay Belt states and of course The Late Tun’s wishes also that no differing political philosophies be the conspicuous reason not to. And he keeps on uttering the epithets of the ruling party as Umno Baru and not Umno per se and that people knows very well that the current one is actually not the like previous one. The current consociation is a product of some form of after effects and as a result of a judicial ruling that strikes off the old party from existing. The new one came about but must have an appendage to its name yet deleted- the attachment that was and for some mysterious reasons. By and large the Tengku is saying that Umno is not the concurrent party since the old one has been struck off the list and the new association is TDM’s and none more than that. He also elaborates on the fact that both Tunku and Tun Hussein passed on outside the Umno Baru.
Ku Li only aspires to be number one and not two or three but still wants or rather enigmatically speaking- being so- to go up with Umno however so the party or the majority members do not want to revolutionize for the better and in consonant with changing modes and times. But knowing very well the liquidness of civic movements particularly post sea changes, The Tengku did not explain further upon his disposition as regards the not too distant future and it is guessed by quite anyone that he might take over things should Anwar be forcibly incarcerated.
Consistent all the way through his seventy odd sun years of age and not bending either way Ku Li has the charisma and experience to hold at helm the moving forward of this beloved motherland and no other destination rather than more meaningful democracy and economic soundness- dead ahead. Full Speed Ahead YTM Tengku.

Candy - Tari Silat Melayu

2010-03-01T22:59:00.001+08:00

OUCH AND TRIPLE OUCH

2010-03-01T22:53:00.001+08:00

Three members of the fairer sex were lashed at albeit very slightly and softly-softly at that but what about the affiliated and very much involved or their crime partners being so, or could they be of the non adherent category and if so why not they be walloped also and reason of cavorting with the female members of the superior race. All due to a veritably clueless obsession with a set of beliefs so off the mark from the most sublimed of precepts. Be it to lord over the civic landscape and to literally lay the tender trap for the opposing forces, yet pushed aside by the Islamic party without batting even an eyelid. Political in its sole outlook and only to excessively photoplay the cultural composition of the majority members or the littlest numbers game that they need to play out and fifty plus fifty make a whole hundred but to grab more from the other fifty. Fifteen and more would be a miracle. Yet the status quo still stands with only wavering movements in between. Howsoever the male counterparts have been identified and whipped also but there were four of them. How could that just sync? Beats everyone! Yet the One Malaysia is still striving and soon the economic implications will be displayed and the NGOs gathered at The Club for some sloganeering but none of the visible chauvinism albeit the bigotry is still palpable. Perhaps their fears are justifiable but for ones spoon fed all the while they are scared of the impending revolution or change in everything they find holy or unholy- to be more politically correct. But Jibby is set and in whatever degree to change!

Sesame Street: Kermit Sings Disco Frog

2010-02-14T18:49:00.001+08:00

WHEN THE FROGS GO A JUMPIN'

2010-02-14T18:46:00.003+08:00

Well the frogs are about to glide to wherever they want to or are there flying frogs? Suppose so as there are flying or rather gliding snakes and flying foxes too, and the dangerous ones as it is believed that they were the original hosts of the Nipah virus. Animals galore more so but they are God’s Wonderful Creatures yet taken as examples for unscrupulous humans. Per se the animals as they live in accordance with the laws of nature and in perfect balance. It is only when humans start to tamper with the ongoing and beautiful process that things go haywire but allegorically taking their perceivable attributes and comparing them to human standards or sub-standards that we associate their so called negativities as ours albeit ludicrously and anachronistically being so. But we bring the bad influences and none associated with the creatures’ so called adverse traits. However there are none so disgusting except for human conduct and being much greedy to no end. The animals just want to live the way they have been living for millions of years. In our unending ravenousness we destroyed the delicate balance or the AL ADL.
Frogs no doubt the MPs and perhaps even more ADUNs and they would be jumping but only to be alone or in a group yet none so affiliating with any bigger group or perhaps waiting for the best and irresistible offer: greenbacks galore yet again. What do they know about the new movement the Avant- garde politics and inexorably moving in about everywhere the world over? They don’t and couldn’t care less and only concern themselves with things so petty and trite. The little power plays and useless jealousies abound and nothing from loftier planes or the unexpected tremors prior to PRU 12 that somewhat smooth the path for many candidates with a bit more cash being parachuted in and no time for due diligence.
Never mind it’s the New Politics and it’s just moving to its logical consequence and crushing everything in its way. Even losing all PR states the conscious populace does not care, Parliament 100% BN also nothing to fret, buy everything you can buy but comes the next PRU or the one after that. Aspiring Machiavellis or not, the spanking new thingy will arrive and not a thing can be done to stop it. And to you nauseating frogs, FORK YOU!

Engelbert Humperdinck - Release Me

2010-01-17T11:19:00.001+08:00

KUDOS TO KAYJAY

2010-01-17T11:14:00.003+08:00

How come its only kayjay that speaks well and much in consonance with all that is right and proper in Bolehland compared to the rest of the belligerent members of the dominant consociation. It seems only his esteemed self has the correct mind to delve into the possibilities of what that can happen not too far ahead should the present aggressive mindsets among dues payer be allowed unhindered for long bearing in mind the intricately eclectic composition that makes out the motherland. He is perfectly correct but can the card carrying members be swayed any other way. They just have to transform in the immediate as it is the only logical and benefiting avenue available to all regardless of any denominational factions abound. Seemingly also there are some of archetypical of factional adherents that are bent upon being abrasive all the way or somewhat caring upon the attritional aspects of any uncalled for altercations only, little that they give concern and much in the direction of the betterment of the common weal. Jibby is fair-minded and progressive but there is an equal sub set of participants who are hawkish thus aggressive in dispositions- available in the party. And not so bothersome alongside opportunistic leaders will take advantage upon their battle like predilections and unrelentingly to that effect. So much for the little wars the chiefs have got to fight over. Let’s hope the erstwhile benign octogenarian sees sagacious sense in all these unneeded confrontations and not exacerbate matters further. As is what is true and veritable is more skills and monies - leaving the fatherland!

Tony Bennet - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams

2009-12-17T01:07:00.000+08:00

DESTRUCTO SUPPLICATION

2009-12-17T00:55:00.002+08:00

That there was a meeting nonetheless and the Ministers were present and in which the PM stressed that the indoctrination programs must be stopped because they ridiculed his one Malaysia concept. A persuasion that needs be overwhelming yet hampered by a propaganda guide that is literally forced upon one even though he or she is not chauvinistic enough to inadvertently become a bigot. Honorable Gentleman Idris highlighted this blatant anachronism to the Premier and he quickly realized the foolhardiness of the course. Unequivocally he summoned the Head Civil Servant to look seriously into the thing and change it totally if not to scuttle the ongoing project and replaced it with an entirely new scheme that so much reflects his cause celebre and not that it is not: controversial enough. The 1Malaysia banner that is.
How can a brainwashing process and one that champion’s acute racism goes along with a noble notion of the nation works for every subject and regardless of color and faith be it so. Or the two extremes that cannot be reconciled no matter how, yet the resistance is so unprecedented that a massive revolt within the consociation seems highly probable that the Head Honcho puts a gag order on everybody as a result. But not before his informal spokesman makes an off the cuff statement that an ageing Demi God and Respected Statesman being a Bloody Racist, more so.
The glaring reason that the imperious octogenarian does not agree with the arcane protocol need be reviewed along with declaring the syllabus being harmless all the while. Yet it is an open secret that the whole schedule is downright racialist and the whole world knows that it is so. Minister Nazri even concludes that it is utterly ridiculous to vouchsafe that an entire community is superior to the rest as only the Supreme Heads can declare themselves to be so as the constitution is much based on their lofty Presence. Other than that quite anyone else has his or her rights guaranteed as per the transcendent document.
It is change that must be invoked if only to lend legitimacy to; a statecraft that wants to move with the times and not be left behind, disgraced and listless all the more. The Progressives knew about the need to revolutionize but the diehard conservatives just refused to face the hard facts. But there is, undoubtedly the erstwhile intense power plays within albeit it being imperative that they be done away with soonest possible for the association to survive yet one more monkey game.
At the same time the frail Spiritual Teacher edicts a Destroying Supplication and aimed at the Transgressors should they deny his little state, its due monies and from the mineral resources that’s situated within the confines of its borders. The all important oil royalty that the PM wants to bestow as charitable green backs only thenceforth avoiding devilishly the Confederation’s black and white book of ethics and very much binding upon all participants more than ever.
The Grand Teacher implore God Almighty that the Wicked be pulverized and gutted and the grouping be totally demolished without respite should the just rewards be cruelly denied by the unrepentant perpetrators. Heavy stuff indeed and nobody wants to take chances with such destructive solicitation and to God and not any lesser being other than his All Powerful Self.
Yet The Tok Guru is all praise for Jibby and even calls him an exemplary Muslim when The Premier does something aboveboard and correct but it must not be seen that Tok Guru is flip flopping but fair if what he views is proper even though he castigates without restraint at a nefarious act whence it is duly committed, the word is not if but when. Very clichéd but it veritably portrays the given political thus economic imbroglio as of currently inside Bolehland!

ABBA - Voulez Vous

2009-11-21T18:03:00.000+08:00

THE LATEST FOR THE LATEST

2009-11-21T17:59:00.002+08:00

After the numerous revelations of late does one think that any actions will be taken, perhaps there would but probably than most none to that effect. A little bit on the credibility side and that’s all with nothing adding up. Or that is how things go for the fact that a very top level official is implicated and who inside or external to the country would have the resourcefulness to bring the person to book, not that he or she is not brave but hampered actually by the expected lack of inertia by all quarters. The west or for what it stands will just lie quiet particularly so if there is no profit in whatever form to be gained should they make if any archetypes of vocalizations in protest. But in doing so, they can achieve some valuable advantage they would not be thinking more than putting into action, initiatives to that consequence but quite immediately. However there are nothing of the sort to be expected, so the powers that be west side will just lumber on with whatever the current policies at hand. Trade and economic activities are still paramount and some form of misdemeanor or for that matter a felony more than ever is just not good enough to worry about. It could be that someone is an unrelenting terrorist that an aircraft will arrive from anywhere, literally pluck him from wherever he is and just bundled him and hold him where about any spot the world over. Being a member of skull and crossbones also would help or one is just not well versed in the real ways of the world to second guess quite anything. On the other hand, closing down the infernal indoctrination camps will score very high points for the Big Boss and people in turn will only accept him, warts and all and should the economy be more sound the bit after, he would be and staying put for much longer still! And it would do; good for the opposing side to get rid of the Trojan horses the soonest possible with a mind to keep the game at least even and for a longer but manageable length of time.

Seloka Cak Kun Cak by SM Salim

2009-11-15T23:02:00.002+08:00

CERITA - CERITI 1001

2009-11-15T22:50:00.000+08:00

The leading protagonist has started his own road show by going to the many places situated within the confines of the territory that he supposedly leads. Not unlike an aspiring candidate for high office, he propounds much the relevance of his past actions and their connectedness and justifications for some precarious situations that he himself finds potentially threatening. Just what constitute the dangers that only he can see the purported- menace. But can it also be that he has the good of the community in mind inasmuch that he tries to include the faith also or that it could be imperiled or the people beliefs be ridiculed extensively by him not initiating actions that go ahead or extra to prescribed consensus. In parallel with his supporters cheering alongside his lectures in which are actual indications of him becoming fearful of, the, would be recommendations of the disciplinary outfit commissioned to investigate his grouping. And he is just trying to clear his name or to distance the possibility that he may be ignominiously pushed out of office. Even so the distress of the faithful will be enormously played whichever outcome the inquiry leads. Try tying in the case of the Ex Mufti then one can perhaps have a clearer view of the pantomime at hand and would be able to comprehend the littlest plots included. The religion will be again be deployed but this time the emergency is so life threatening that whomever that vouched for the mufti initially would make a round about turn by vilifying him the instant later. They only want to fool the people and using the faith or portraying that the opposition is too engrossed with their internal bickering that they would allow anything that is truly important to slip pass. And religion is such a thing. However the truth of the matter is the religion is not at threat and if ever it is the Supreme Rulers will attend to it before anything bad festers. Religion is just is too big a thingy to be careless about. Since this post has been too long in hold that everything that papalados tries to add now just make the story: more stale than it already is. But what just transpired a few days ago in that a long disappeared figure resurfaces again and in You Tube together with the stories he is about to tell alongside some names he had dropped makes for a truly gripping story. Yet all is out of papalados realm really and its time he only writes about dangdut. Others are becoming stranger each and everyday and too sinister to be included into the littlest narratives that papa usually writes about, in relation to his constricted worldview concerning the goings on and upon the civic landscape. Or that he is just too fatigued.

ACHMAD ALBAR-GADIS MELAYU

2009-10-29T12:04:00.001+08:00

CERITA - CERITI FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME

2009-10-29T11:38:00.000+08:00

The President was a bit ruffled whence meeting the press therefore the words were halting a bit but the messages have been conveyed and they are very illuminating. Of course one should not expect the best or the rather worst yet they are logical and serve the purpose that the get together was for. The party’s state apparatus will be investigated and by the disciplinary committee no less, but the erstwhile protagonist was not mentioned but actually hinting much at that. Excluding the Grand Spiritual Teacher everybody else in the party is ostensibly still jittery about going over the race threshold. They appear to play along with so called evolved political consciousness but hold back any sublimed efforts to make that reality even more benefiting or in a way they although not clearly visible still panders to the enemy’s nefarious procedures. Race as a concept is very constrained and will actually hinder any progress towards a superior system or one that works for everybody and every citizen exceedingly so. How, can anyone, tolerates the grand abuses of power, massive corruption, gross mismanagement and atrocious crimes committed any longer. B. Pinang is an illusion and that’s all or The Tan Sri’s personal win and due pretty much so to his and ironically at that - persona. However the bad governance still exists and did not seem to go away as the chiefs, only touch on the littlest philosophy but are scared stiff of positive actions that must be taken. The people understands and very much really but they also must punish from time to time the wayward amongst the opposing leaders but when it comes to the crunch they will act. But if the alternative is still about the same as the incumbent then they would just not bother and resigned to the evil, the devil or the horrible plunder they are so used to. All hopes are lost and to another group of imbeciles who do not even know how to rule but to oppose if anything at any given opportunity. The populace wants change but if change is still too difficult then why the fcuk care or just adjust and accommodate till death. The Grand Teacher knows and that’s why he shouted transform as the faith is not the race and a better nation is for all rather than the majority members only and it so happens that they are of the same faith also. The rent seekers have done enough and must be stopped or else the so called ‘master race’ will forever be indebted and suffer the ignominies of poverty, drug abuse, incest, depression, low esteem, moral turpitudes, bigotry and unqualified disrespect!

Raihan - 25 Rasul

2009-09-30T10:46:00.000+08:00

CERITA - CERITI ONCE MORE

2009-09-29T17:49:00.002+08:00

The opposition head was wont to say that the methods of old just could not sync with newer and latest procedures all the more consequential juxtaposed alongside a universe ever evolving into a configuration quite anyone finds impossible to second guess. Seemingly the system of old is not custom to stay for long adapting exceedingly so along the line in order to stay relevant and to market itself positively in tandem with changes much visible within its own albeit consequential milieu. Howsoever there are players being planted or reactionary to the core that will insinuatingly by commission or omission oppose every way possible any enterprise to interact wholesomely with the transformation that in any wise must only be mutually benefiting particularly so a multicultural or even a multilateral society such as the beloved motherland. And they portray their despicable selves as heroes to their communities but undermining nauseatingly at that the very philosophy that brought them up at the pinnacle in the first place. But enough as it is, since everything that is fast moving forwards needs a breather from time to time so as to replenish be it so. And the same can be said to the little occurrences as regards our cherished Bolehland. After 50 plus- plus lunar years most mindsets could not really fathom the implications or intimations of a much palpable albeit very revolutionary episode in our transitory existence and in real time at that, and the unprogressives cum conservatives may yet hold sway in that the Islamic party is recalcitrant enough to still maintain the rightists high up in the pecking order but given time they too will fall along with their massive turbans and their unbridled egos. The progressives may sulk now but soon enough it will be their time. The State plenipotentiary a single or a double comprador in or out of one coalition or the other will end up a lonely and bitter man. And a state wide head honcho position may evade him at all times, yet the Grand Murshid, ever a gentle but erudite Senior Statesman will always find a tender spot in the hearts of every Malaysian. A sage or a dervish status could not elude his charitable being. All in all the change that need only arrives at the most opportune moment and very soon if not only an instant from now. Since nobody reads this blog anyway, papalados takes it at liberty to remain as vague as possible. HoHoHoHoHoHoHo!

NAZAM LEBARAN - SITI NURHALIZA

2009-09-19T11:31:00.001+08:00

SELAMAT HARI RAYA

2009-09-19T11:25:00.001+08:00

Dear Sis and Bros, Madams and Sirs: Selamat Hari Raya..Maaf Zahir Dan Bathin from Papalados @ Zul Gagap and family. Have a lovely and merry Hari Raya and all of us must only drive carefully..Insyaallah.

Kenny, Remy & Martin - Suratan Atau Kebetulan

2009-08-27T10:57:00.001+08:00

WHAT GOES MUST GO

2009-08-27T10:51:00.001+08:00

Playing the monkey game seven times yet wins only once, perchance the conventions surrounding the sports may not be the sole problem one side loses ever more so, or the covenants need be revolutionized but what if one of two components is just disadvantaged to a point that it is not capable of winning if at all gaining a few psychological points if only to please itself. Or, as the case maybe the spectators hates it so that it must change its players and dirty tactics all in all. Considering that it has done quite everything cynical with even determining the referees being always on its side, it still loses hopelessly, there must be something it can do, there is but it refuses much so but now it has to adapt, no two- way but loose. The game has actually gone ahead of everybody yet it is still flip-flopping while its opponent is wallowing, confident of any outcomes of any contestations further on and they ready themselves each time for they understand the ground better and they actually rock with it. However the other contestant is just recalcitrant beyond doubt in that it believes it could not change but be smashed into smithereens the only result. So what must be done is a total transformation as regards every single thing or element; be it human or other constituents for it to reach just the relevancy stage.

JOGET RENUNG-RENUNG - M SHARIFF

2009-08-18T12:49:00.000+08:00

EVER AN ART FIGURATION, IF VIEWED CLOSE

2009-08-18T12:36:00.002+08:00

The scene albeit poignant to a form and nonetheless of Gobala being manhandled and brought down, face to the tarmac but trousers torn, his rather fanciful purple underwear exposed for the world to see, and all that he did was to lead chants of reformasi or reformation of an exhilarated crowd coming to support their political aspirant. Oh Yes! Its By Election time again and a carnival mood fills the air, so what is wrong with a bit of excitement and the expressive jubilation thus transgresses the literal boundary separating the opposing groups. Why again the need for such stringent measures whence people just want to shout and cheer a bit. Perhaps a bit of leeway by the authorities could have been appropriate but none arrives. There lies, the YB, the side of his face to the pavement, voicing out his discomfort at his state of being. They turned him after his ardent requests, presumably but his underwear can still be seen but obliquely from the side. Ronnie suddenly appears, attempting to cover Gobala underclothes by trying to stick the remnants of his torn trousers to the upper part of his thighs. Mr. Liu did mention the fact that Gobala is a member of parliament to the officers nearby, saying something like” he is an Ahli Parlimen or a Member of Parliament, you know”, but they did not reply or it was just orders and they complied. The long sleeved rusty orange but shiny batik attired assembly man nonchalantly continues his going about assisting in whatever way he can the fallen YB. His countenance a look of resignation yet a steely determination can be observed, Meanwhile Tuan Guru Nik Aziz passes by, sitting at the back of a car with a Pas official at his side,and, at the same time, positing a quizzed gaze at the going-on at the side of the road and the sight was a hurting Gobala being circled and very closely at that by Police Officers. TG perplexed eyes must only mean a yet another unnecessary aggression by an impetuous administration. Verily, God Willing, the utter blackness before the dawn!

Allahu Allahu

2009-08-15T18:27:00.000+08:00

CERITA - CERITI 4

2009-08-15T18:16:00.001+08:00

Would it not be expedient that the Tuan Guru says of not at all unusual that the DAP uttering of words deemed sacrilegious to adherents of the formal system of religious belief in the country if not for that they are not well lettered in the intricacies of the religious conviction. By saying so the TG has in fact throw the commonplace spanner into the works of whatever his political enemies wanted materialized. And the State Commissioner and the Exec have already hugged and decide to further discuss upcoming differences of estimations prior to any public outbursts. Somewhat notions of hidden agendas and secret agencies are put aside for the time being as other important rationalizations are paramount as of now but may arise in the future whence new contingencies surface. Somehow nipping in the buds the questions at hand or the protagonists in part thereof would not be conducive and that is politics being so. However the vehement calling of traitor of someone is just too convenient whence the truly needed support of the bright eyed members is veritably lacking unless a total overhaul of methods are put into place but none really has the will nor the focus to do so. It seems the old procedures are still adhered to, even though they are lacking in all aspects with the inexorable forward march of the entire standard operating procedures and global is the cognizance rather than infinitesimally local or so the inkling may be. Thus the eternal goings on upon our civic landscape, even so the flu pandemic largely seen as divine retribution for whatever transgressions committed by whomever must be viewed as a legitimate threat to all and all steps must be taken along with the quintessential invocation to the Almighty that he continuingly accommodate us all. Insyaallah.

pengemis cinta

2009-07-28T22:34:00.001+08:00

CERITA - CERITI 3

2009-07-28T22:21:00.000+08:00

The swirls and twirls that can be duly observed as of now or just recently transpired but still have not been disentangled or their real purposes are not such but to be further riddled if only for the necessary interplays round about the nation’s; civic landscape, requisites perchance for the ruling coalition to continuously invoke the controversies to continue alarming the leading community so that they or the diehards amongst them ensue the under siege mentality so crucial to a racialist inclined civil procedure. All inroads being made prior by the ruling chief were hampered by nefarious acts of officials of a department under his care being too much in a hurry to stick to a deadline in which another wicked undertaking was in the works. The ex state chief however categorically denies the suspected enterprise yet makes a presupposition that the richest state or whatever Machiavellian the enterprise to undermine such- could be- it should never be compared to the untenable circumstances inside the silver state. By saying so, just what is it that he insinuates but the ruling chief being the communications kingpin whence the unpalatable coup de tat took place. Or is he just reacting to the possibility that he could be next to be hauled in to be the expendable patsy for a balanced view to prevail. But the consociation will always protect its own and a warlord is always protected no matter what yet the situation must only be so fluid, that a: precedence can emerge. To all intents and purposes there is the palpable friction innermost the supposedly formidable assemblage the fact that slurs have been hurled at the head honcho or was it the precipitation from the analogy of Laila and Majnoon thrown by TGNA at the congregation.

MOONDANCE

2009-07-25T19:23:00.001+08:00

THE FAIR MAIDEN : SHAKIRA

2009-07-25T19:16:00.000+08:00

Papa was just not sure either to dance only for the night or to go karaoke singing as well but he continued climbing yet another flight of stairs to the singing hall part of SM. It is here that some of the girls would be sitting whilst waiting for the Mummies to call for their bookings along with the patrons to have quite a look see when choosing their GROs as the hall is better lighted than the dancing hall component situated one floor below.
Papa feeling kind of smutty that particular evening had this peculiar inkling that he needed as company a pretty young thing in parallel with no one else being anywhere near the vicinity where the planned rendezvous was situated. In other words he wanted to be alone with the girl of his dreams even though he has to cough out a little bit more than usual and that figure must not exceed more than one hundred and fifty ringgit. Fat chance papalados!
The only locality conducive to his intended unholy union would only be a singing chamber in Seri Mutiara, the place of which he can exult and make merry to his hearts content, a, pretty lass by his side. No matter how or what papa’s idea of a good time is just singing and dancing with a fair maiden adding to nothing exceptionally untoward other than the previously said activities. Should the young lady be equipped with the ability to reciprocate his notorious four step formula then papa would be experiencing greater bliss than whatever’s similar he had gone through before. Yet the capable ones would always be the mature hostesses. But papa is still adamant about his reckless little aim even if he has to only sing without even a few drumbeats to wiggle to. Somehow the allure of a beautiful woman was just too much for a near mindless papalados. Or in his moments of utter wantonness such as this the old bastard just wanted the attention yet constrained pretty much by the modicum of allocation- permissible. Yet papa knows it is still quite possible to realize his objective even though inhibited by the meager sum he has if only he is truly careful about the specifics of this chosen night out of his. All said he must stick to the timetable: two hours only, both in terms of the girl and the singing chamber- bookings wise that was. Lets: see, thirty five ringgit for the hour for the hostess makes seventy and twenty an hour for the room comes to forty ringgit. Plus refreshments and the infernal plus- plus in the billings could very well, lead to- one hundred and fifty, touching on one sixty for total damages- Perfecto!
All the while mulling over the unceasingly encumbering cost of this would be little outing of his, he did not notice Young Shakira making her entrance from the other or the alternative staircase available from the adjacent floor beside the main hall of the karaoke portion of the club. The singing component is actually bigger than the dancing segment by virtue of the considerable number of sing a long chambers that were on offer most of times.
Papa seems to remember her name by reason of Mummy Shima the previous occasion he was in the club, pointing her out whence papa was straining his eyes in trying to have a serious look see at the hostess whose employment number was marker penned on the ubiquitous white board that the mummies refer to when checking on the GROs attendance during any given evening inside SM. Actually he was just inquiring on behalf of a young friend of whom was quite inquisitive should there be more than a few of pretty young things stationing themselves in SM.
It seems that this particular young fellow had only heard from his own sources illuminating him extensively that Dangdut clubs have only mature divorcees on their hostesses list and very few of the same position holders consisting of some quite other demographics. He prefers the younger unattached girls by reason of him being truly comfortable singing in fairly up market karaoke halls- the specific venues the archetype wide eyed young women will be found quite numerously. Only that the monies expended when exulting in those locales could easily triple or quadruple whatever spent inside SM or any other similar joints.
Zack the Wonder Boy, a distant relative of the good Prince Aldelowaldeli was the person who inquired such from Prince, of whom conveyed to papa of Zack’s particular pursuit alongside his intense wish of visiting if any dangdut establishment having a considerable number of hostesses he so prefers. Well the good news is, there are, the specific population statistics he favors in S.M., only that papa has to scrutinize further their categories lest the CPU glitches ones are only available. Quite so, the pretty ones prefer the more luxurious singing halls as they could secure higher financial remunerations locating themselves there.
Shakira was fair complexioned, quite pretty of small to medium built but not at all fat, quite desirable really by papa’s standards that is, should the infernal four steps of his become the prime criteria, for a heavier girl would normally constrict the efficacy of the compulsory twirls and swirls the very actions that are very central to the wholesome display of that particular wiggle. But the girl must be able to dance first and foremost, a precondition that papa dismissed whence he implored Ayang the concierge to go call her to sit with him in the singing chamber or in other words he wanted to book her for the evening if not for two hours only. Ayang did particularly that but she had to inform the Mummy also and so it was that Mummy Ani Rock entered the room, named after one of the constellations but papa had quite forgotten yet again its epithet.
Papalados sauntered into a karaoke room he seemed to like and slumped upon a sofa, all the more, making himself comfortable but did not really inquire if that particular sing along site has already been called for. It was at this instant that Ayang followed him inside and they started chatting and she somewhat has to confirm with him about the GRO he wanted booked. And so it was that Mummy Ani arrived to engage the customary chat along with going over the number of hours the particular room needed scheduled and so on and so forth. However it was only the room and the girl that were noteworthy to her as she has to inform the cashier beforehand as regards the billings at the end of papa’s specific night out at SM being that singular evening it was.
Most importantly it is the orthodox or usual prattling prior to the event that is crucial especially if one is to be extra observant in respect of the amount of damages incurred at the end of such. And the jabbering is traditionally with the Mummy so much so that one must lay out everything, the nitty-gritty aspects or as the case may be the projected and likely costs of the evening out. But normally the exact ringgit and cents will not be directly mentioned yet both parties would have the general idea. As papa wanted to go home at around one and the time then was 23.30 he asked Ani to round up the booking to two wholesome hours instead of the rather uncouth one and a half or ninety minutes of a reservation.
All said for a rather cheap papalados if one may assume but its better for papa anyway to smooth the rough edges first than be worried throughout the entire evening whether the money is enough at the end of which. He would always have the appropriate but none more so. However the other patrons will quite normally bring the little extra, specifically for the unexpected contingencies along with finding it rather embarrassing should the amount to be expended need be blurted out in the open together with the Mummy doing the calculations.
By and large Shakira was the restrained type, she did not talk much initially but verily communicative shortly after, warming up to papa by sitting very close to him yet not really cavorting like but more akin to being comfortable with an elderly albeit close relative. But that did not really stop papa from experiencing bouts of tender nostalgia of times past when he was much younger and heavily dating. He does feel young again, quite so.
Shakira was very pleasant to be with and she seems to have a thing for oldies – the songs that was, the old Malay duets that in fact she sang very well and papa was quite taken up by the jollification of earnestly singing the tunes that he had quite forgotten to invite for a round of boogying to the much danceable ditties. Upon taking a closer look at his casio wristwatch and realizing that the particular nocturnal outing has past more than half its intended duration that papalados implored Shakira for a dance right there inside the karaoke chamber. Since the song currently being played is a slow number infused with a bit of a rumba character, the perfect moment for some slower version but a bit more intimate four step procedure. By intimate meaning the dance per se and not any situational happenstance that somehow will be appropriate should the circumstances be taken advantage of, particularly so, in order for the condition to be favorably romantic. In other words, now is the perfect time to start the ball rolling if papa wants to invite her for supper or a cup of coffee afterwards or you know what is being said: here.
But no, papalados could not do that, such an indecent proposal not that he has the money or even if the girl fancies him and very unlikely at that but first of all it would be rather unseemly considering his self proclaimed dangdut elder position and second to that he is into dangdut and sorts is just for the Seni or Artistic aspect of the configurations. Furthermore what would Shima and Ani Rock say, should they come to know of his unsavory advances towards their girls. He just could not live with that. It would be too discomfiting
Surprisingly, Shakira took to the wiggle very well, she reciprocated the slow cha- cha without even papa giving her the cues if only the most subtle of them and it was really fun twirling and swirling wantonly and without a care in the world if not for the very little space inside, the carpeted floor and not the dance platform proper along with the furniture items- the sofas and coffee table being so.
When the tone changes to dangdut that she fumbles, she somehow got the steps right just that they did not synchronize with the beats or more like she is just concentrating very much on the procedures yet leaving behind the indubitable soul of the infamous wiggle. Liking to, she is too much in a hurry to realize what is really missing that being the undoubted accent of sound or the swing and tempo of the hustle au fait.
With only a few odd minutes left before the joyful event reaches its penultimate, papa decided to forgo the Latin number that arrives just after the dangdut vocalization, and have a good sit down on the sofa with Shakira for some more sing along ala karaoke before the girl captain comes in with the bills. And sure enough the damages are just short of his one hundred and sixty ringgit or Malaysian dollars as predicated, thus ended his little tryst with the girl in a hurry: Shakira.

Julio Iglesias & Anggun - All Of You - Bahasa Indonesia

2009-07-18T22:20:00.001+08:00

CERITA - CERITI

2009-07-18T22:18:00.000+08:00

The urbanites would have a grasp of whatever’s the situation bobbing up and down in their domains but the rural folks would only have a littlest of inkling of what their city living brethrens are experiencing or how the city folks communicate whatsoever information they want exchanged. But for a fact that the city folks would imbue some English words whilst chatting, perchance adding a miniscule bit of sophistication in their babblings whilst stringing a proper grammatically correct sentence demands much on their parleying prowess and in English as the case may be. If only rojak be the result and manglish be it so. And what is sadder still the good old befitting Malay too bears the ignominy of being left entirely on its own and not developed and/or wholesomely researched cum studied in order for it to move on with the times. Truly woeful and even a thesaurus could not be found to give the language its inclusiveness. Anwar the opposition leader recognizes this particular complexity as he emphasizes much on the parlance’s usage specific to a child’s formative years and utilizing the dialect as a native tongue for the populace yet encouraging also the study of other equally dominant dictions or comprehensive versions of them to be taught voluntarily throughout. The pride of every community must never be left to rot, and language depicts culture, exceedingly so. Howsoever he does stress on the importance of Mandarin being the economic imperative as of currently since China is a GNP powerhouse and the little ones are best exposed to the trade language earlier on. Citing also the well pronounced English he detected being spoken by Chinese students at Oxford and George Washington University whilst being visiting Professor and when inquired they told him they had only studied the language a year and a half before but the courses were intensive with very strict and extensive hours being included from beginning to end. Nothing beats an intense bout of good old colloquial Queen’s English he thus ended his succinct address upon the subject.

tom jones - the young mexican puppeteer - Tom Jones

2009-06-30T11:07:00.000+08:00

RECALCITRANT ONLY TO A POINT: IS THAT SO?

2009-06-30T10:51:00.001+08:00

Voicing much that one would defend a particular sub grouping’s rights even to the last drop of blood yet a compatriot and a fellow consociation member enunciated an opposing proposition of merit being the sole criteria for educational scholarships, in effect the ones eligible could be any bright eyed representative from the general populace regardless of cultural makeup makes political double speak or chicanery the very questionable purpose of the dubitable pronouncements. However the concurrent realities verily palpable yet suppressed conveniently so, but not indeterminately as praxis dictates; resulted in the never before pronouncements. In other words, the new politics that emanates post 0308 need be embraced if not irrelevance becomes the ruling coalition. No horse shit this time but walking the talk all the more. Even so, the ultras must be reassured but the significant others, their hearts and mind yet to be won, wholesomely.
What about the all powerful elites or crossing the proverbial bridge when the moment arrives as the chiefs would have conceived, however so, it would be a most difficult crossing considering the existing methods in place, and the players too reluctant to transform. The underlying arrangement that portrays much the existing exercise of fiscal good gravy, preferably, rather than the quite other King and country discernments perchance will be just too heavy a price to pay for the demangs or warlords. Along the line everybody must come clean if the new machinery need be activated even the highest chiefs if the system is to be accepted for there is just no two way about it.
Meanwhile Anwar and gang will persistently so, continue pushing the envelope or so it seems but not purely for political interplays but necessity all in all

Save the Last Dance for Me

2009-06-16T00:15:00.000+08:00

A SHOTGUN BLAST INDETERMINABLY

2009-06-16T00:00:00.003+08:00

Putting forward a rather quaint postulation that the party would not if ever discount any sort of talks with any other interested consociations that wanted to chat in the first place opens a sort of Pandora’s box ne’er quintessentially so at the best of times. As to why the idea was mooted at all beggars unrelenting questionings from PR’s diehard supporters mostly. It was as if things were just flowing and pretty much reaching towards their prodigious eventualities yet exceedingly disturbed by the much imprudent uttering. The conservatives within the consociation perhaps gauge erroneously the rank and file’s propensity to be extra merciful in that they would all accept a nascent like tittle-tattle with Umno- of all assemblages, of which there was an unprecedented all around bewilderment from the ordinary or otherwise of the PAS’s card carrying members. They were juicy gossips from some quarters purporting the colluding chiefs are all power hungry along with desirous for the perks associated namely the sleek silvery black Mercedes Benzes normally viewed by Malaysians as symbols of potent ness, such fickleness not unlike the prototypical BN member, favorite indulgences amongst all other items- glossy and expensive all the more. Not at all precluding also, the, at times glittering artists or celebrities as trophy girlfriends or even second, third or fourth wives.
Their places of stay, quite of course must also commensurate proverbially the rest of the extravagances, so what could be surmised must therefore be better left to imagination. All these greater evil so that the community would not lose its paramount leadership above and over the nation as a whole, no doubt base racialist notions totally irrelevant in a world heralded by Obama’s management philosophy of engaging the world with commonplace understanding and magnanimity. The superiority inklings that, has not really left the grey matters of the still fearful adherents, being played up by the nefarious Umno diehards quite so.
Platitudes no doubt and how delightful if we would, extensively so, go UMNO bashing or PAS bashing or even PKR bashing or hitting left right and centre letting go the punches and kicks in all directions. Yet we may overlook what is obvious in that PAS may be using an archetype of reverse psychology designed to give serious yet humbling mental jolts to its partners that it not be perpetually taken for granted, or the conservatives amongst the party wanting to assert: themselves. The consociation knows very well the quintessential adage of winning battles but losing wars and along that line also the much determining fact that the Non- Malays, having exceedingly helped the party to its present position and everyone imploring for change along with the veritable truth of utilizing the proverbial PR ticket in achieving that end. The chiefs knows it and the members too know but the opportunities if any to exploit the given notion yet too risky howbeit truly benefiting in the interim. Playing the enemy outside and the hidden foes within; imaginary or otherwise, but then again there may really be Trojan Horses who are quite game for early power holds together with getting wholesomely quick into the above said luxurious circumstances. But to tread the path of idiots rushing in would only break the party into smithereens. So much for unity and de facto leadership!

Inul Daratista - Gossip Dance (Goyang Gosip) - English Sub

2009-06-05T21:34:00.002+08:00

LETS TWIST AGAIN

2009-06-05T21:31:00.000+08:00

Papalados must have only been too confused in that, all he had read in the blogs did not really come to be even though it had been some weeks since the historic occurrence. But the Penanti results does give something other than one had expected in that there was an important happening that was truly pleasing to the BN. Seemingly it was extensively reassured by its supporters that they are still wholesomely with the party by heeding UMNO’s calls to not go vote but spend the weekend holidaying instead. Howbeit that there be reasons other than the aforesaid just was not delved into deeper inasmuch that any further analyzing must only be partaken in after the fact and no one is quite interested as of now; but, apparently quite enough for the ruling coalition to be truly optimistic about things, leading, exceedingly so, the PR making intense preparation with respect to their awesome machinery for the statewide elections to be had in the silver state. Or that was what the opposition would wait to happen. The BN could never been more than sure that they still have the backing so its time for them to play the perception game. Insofar as losing the state yet again would be a: collateral lost for them as they want a win in the mental holds- monkey business. In other words BN needs points so badly especially in the rakyats’ minds. That’s why they would want to test things in Perak, whilst Manik Urai is somewhere to hone and play up the fighting spirit but to lose one of more times. Ho Hum!

Entah Dimana (P.Ramlee)

2009-05-18T00:35:00.000+08:00

RUMOURS THE WEEK AHEAD: APLENTY

2009-05-18T00:31:00.001+08:00

What will the morrow and later in the week perchance brings? Could it be pointers that reveal an august house be disbanded, the very purpose so that an entirely spanking factory- new like jurisdiction be put in place and wholesomely determined by the people; of the silver state no less. A statewide referendum much in demand by everyone albeit deducting the odd one percent, results after which a poll was conducted by a TV station in the interim. The Ruler in his much elevated position would be none too displeased should his subjects be allowed to determine the administration they so chooses. The quagmire that the preceding imbroglios brought about, having with it the solitary rationalization of a state extended plebiscite and nothing less, howsoever a lesser scale event may be agreed upon by the contending parties, the aftermath of a union of the coalitions with only four constituencies be allowed to contest. Less of a grand scale, throw one’s hat in the ring, joust but more of a face saving exercise for one of two competing participants. An anticipated marginal loss psychologically as against a state sweeping cognitive defeat that would not bode well whence, a, nation wide elections be compulsorily held a few years ahead. Affecting, exceedingly so, the ruling BN coalition, with the PR having the political upper hand should the 308 momentum not lose steam and Pakatan becoming complacent at any time before PRU 13.

mr os - durian

2009-05-12T00:30:00.001+08:00

CERITA - CERITA 09

2009-05-12T00:27:00.000+08:00

The fiery leader wants to be return even though he may be held upon arrival, his brother equally volcanic will continue the fight but wholesomely this time on the outside and not at all hindered as compared only recently. Mobility wise the younger sibling would not at all balked at the opportunity to go meet the subjects he much cares for yet his overpowering presence will in fact be much reduced when he was inside or it could be the irrelevant scribe’s making comment he is really unsure of along with the notion presumed from the extensively ‘romantic’ perspective. Meaning being ISAed is more a cause celebre than being free. The reason perhaps that he wants to start a formal grouping fighting for the cause even if running the risk of being called another chauvinistic party. Howsoever giving much an inkling of closure and forging forward the entire community or starting anew altogether as what President Sam would have preferred and his clarion call for unity of the congregation. On the other hand the brothers and few others leading the disgruntled members dismiss such announcements on the immediate but exceedingly so only biding for time in order to arrive at the best possible deal thus effecting an astuteness befitting pre-eminent statesmen. They are too ‘streetwise’ so as not to be fooled time and time again.
That goes also for the other albeit multiracial yet bigger denomination of a political coalition that’s the PR. They too would be too smart for anything less than a truly honest plus enormously truthful gesture from the PM to embark upon a conciliatory course as regards the two main consociations but an olive branch too small to cover yet anything as DSAI was apt to announce. To all intents and purposes the earlier in the day court ruling that DS Nizar is still the rightful MB could also be construed that the Ruling all empowering Executive did allow a little bit of leeway so that a decent judge gave legality of issues at hand their due course thus effecting the insightful decision. Without if one may say the unhealthy interference of the country’s administrators. The BN would of course appeal said DS Najib but as formality only, be it so, if veritable issues of law be argued.
It can also be said that the recent outcome is a given to the people of Perak and they and only they must choose. Too much bickering over the silver state’s administration is unhealthy quite of course but then again the BN would be at a total loss politically, should iron fisted approaches be perennially evoked against the rakyat. Furthermore, His Majesty: The Regent has already agreed to see DS Nizar tomorrow morning.

Meggi Z - Aku Semut Merah

2009-05-08T15:30:00.001+08:00

BOSS MEN AT THE TOP

2009-05-08T15:25:00.000+08:00

The sovereign amongst us, they too are inherent innermost the prevailing system along with exceedingly constitutional also, being at the same time more than a half century immersed in the peculiar methodology, beggars much should they go against the norm even though provided superabundantly by lofty covenants. Their supposed roles are limited quite so by what are expected from them, the executive dictates, quite, what are those that they should perform. Following which what must they do even if they are allowed excessively in objection towards a few acts deemed inappropriate yet the executive thenceforth the powers that be wanted played out. The specific items that had not happened before in actuality but theorized all the more as they are veritably workable. Yet if invoked, they pretty much would go against the tide thus unwholesomely unprecedented in essence. Perchance they too await any sea changes in that their perceivable albeit towering roles: be further enhanced. They are what quite make us culturally and nationally even.

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai versi Minang..Kuciang2an

2009-05-07T23:44:00.001+08:00

THEY WOULD PULL YOU AWAY INDEED SCREAMING AND ALL

2009-05-07T23:41:00.001+08:00

Quite anybody would not have guessed that such madcap postures be partaken the main purpose being to grab, literally that was, the proverbial free movement, inside the august house. Locking up quintessentially the all powerful spokesperson inside a non- descript chamber if only for the ignominious process be not hindered for reasons much clear to all, justifications for legitimacy beg none of the accepted norms or just Machiavellian- essentially, even with pomp and pageantry- to add spice. Must it not be reiterated that we are not an: Island, others too view the degrading spectacle and just whatever could be their thoughts. Have gain over the battle; without a care, a zilch at that for the impending war. The gloss in the aftermath would have whitewashed everything away or time and tide, people have a tendency to say but not for this instance as things are not at all like before whence the populace can be quite forgetful. A masalla film gone: bad, all in all.

Black Magic Woman By Santana

2009-05-07T00:31:00.000+08:00

SOMETHING BLACK SOMETHING DARK

2009-05-07T00:27:00.000+08:00

It would eventually come, the very effect, whence images portrayed or scenes depicted quite makes some extremely nervous, symbols no doubt but menacing so as to invoke a few actions much desperate or so they seem. But all had not happened yet be it on the morrow, then, when things are supposed to roll. And the potently powerful or the power holders will determine much the ceremonious or unceremonious events displayed all around the silver state even though quite a number would not be agreeable thus the dark attires planned. Howsoever, the uniformly dark figures along with their equally black apparels in due shall provoke much animosity from the ruling elites, their recalcitrance if only for the not so sporting Boss Men. Democracy or its loftiness- being defiled to no end or so the rakyat contends, thenceforth the blackness truly fearful to all thinking citizens yet we are still hopeful that rationality persists when the state’s populace be allowed to choose. Neither nor but only that.

Andre Goh & Ija - Pertarungan

2009-04-29T15:12:00.001+08:00

AWAITING AT THE PLACE THAT AWAITS

2009-04-29T15:06:00.000+08:00

Everything, is ready, the players have been named if only for the centrally ruled component still unsure of the game or whether to participate at all essentially citing reason of throwing good money down the drain, all the more. Fatigued perhaps having had the previous sessions that they are much in want of a proverbial win but are not quite everybody else also are tired out yet we all have to proceed whence we are all peace loving and this monkey business, quintessentially is the most efficient particularly so in terms of fairness or fair play rather and not to do without the oft berated jolly good sportsmanship constituent. Well the good TDM wanted above anything else for BN to partake so that he can also go campaign, of which, everyone is agreeable to, along with gleeful to the maximum. Win or lose does not matter as yet the merriment will be absolutely mesmeric and the Greats making their presence felt or a mother of all competitions as a folk hero would say. As the voters can never be taken for granted alongside profound cum discerning in their deliberations it pays if the incumbent does not become complacent and the opponent walking the commonplace talk, maybe not for Penanti but the ones ahead.

Engelbert Humperdinck & Tom Jones sing TOGETHER!!Rare!1970

2009-04-22T08:00:00.002+08:00

PROCEED AS THEY SHOULD

2009-04-22T07:53:00.001+08:00

How, is it, that one finds excuses to not continue with the game whence the odds are quite stacked against the proverbial win at the end of- which. Sportsmanship must always be apparent: be the quintessential playing field lopsided and cannot be corrected further to that. A player must not concede defeat even though the opponent seems imperturbable to any studied tactics. But veritably indeed the game is fast becoming real, the façade that it seemingly was did not hold to its intended function, it reprises its unfictitious purpose over and over again or it gave life to itself. The monkey business can never be false or pseudo in whatever way for it is, an- altruism: all the more and verily less of a platitude but a: praxis in its entire makeup. Much that had been done to support its ‘feigned’ persona throughout the civic landscape what with the more than the few glittering embellishments but the unswerving disposition thats its inborn attribute quite makes it impervious to any unseemly machinations. Its grandness in that it plies the route of impartiality rather than fractiousness gave it its much celebrated milieu. In other words democracy will always be a force of its own and we all should approach it accordingly.

Bapisah Bukan Bacarai - Tiar Ramon & Elly K

2009-04-16T23:57:00.001+08:00

DISSOCIATION TO NO AVAIL

2009-04-16T23:52:00.000+08:00

Quite so the partitioning of the main organs of governing a specific or a morass of a supposedly well defined components of statecraft, should the conventions be invoked that the subdivisions be made to have their own particular realms. So, much so, that, they must, have in each, their midst, their: own covenants, nor, one may if ever overstep the other. Overzealous even to the extent of rabidly protecting their territories thenceforth putting into existence a veritable cum efficient plus effective system of restrain and counterpoise, However so what is transpiring does not reflect the ideal yet sophistry being activated ever more. Only goes to show the quintessential machinations of a procedure gone berserk. How stark and blatant the lofty principles being maneuvered to no end. A: machinery at a lost to reality or a behemoth left without an anchoring grasp, by and large a charade of sorts nonetheless but the supreme penmanship of the founding fathers must never be ridiculed and one of the other just could not falter.

The Water Margin

2009-04-15T10:49:00.000+08:00

ALLIANCES AND DALLIANCES

2009-04-15T10:47:00.002+08:00

Whatever one thinks that a certain enterprise being wholesomely activated would bring the desired results perchance one could arrive at the much hoped for conclusion but then again the outcome may just be academic and a pathetic ‘given’, depending largely quite of course, upon the recipient’s intellectual level. He or she may be pleased with just the glaring aspect of the result but probably than most will not further analyze the event. The hidden apart from the starkly apparent quite makes the petty imbroglios that would ne’er any doubts, be effected further to the vainglorious circumstances. A folk hero may invoke quite a bit of controversy later on in the narrative but there are minutiae nuances in respect of his true albeit veritable lofty objectives. There as always will be the multifarious interest groups with a certain protagonist much central to the ongoing fairy tale. The assembling and disassembling and rearranging again of celestial ideals even if a few extenuating occurrences threatening to derail the entire epic like storyline, pretty much exercises of potent ness but played exceedingly so by the elites. The rest of the citizenry or the rakyat may be made to be pleased and at most times they really are- ironically speaking, with any leftover crumbs but as The Supreme Entity be witness there are decent personages who have even loftier intentions what with the oft played down civil society praxis as their heaven sent management philosophy.

Lagu kahwin - Sekapur Sireh Seulas Pinang

2009-04-14T00:34:00.000+08:00

A FORT AT EVERY CANTON

2009-04-14T00:19:00.000+08:00

Perhaps to prepare the motherland to defend: herself should a terrible- enemy, comes a plundering or the ones having a say over things are actually doing the pillaging. For there is verily no need to postulate such adverse stances of belligerency as the homeland is always peaceful and safe except for the instances of increased criminal activities but those are mostly the ones persisting upon the civilian areas not warlike postures that could be perceived to be veritable threats from the country’s virtual or indubitable opponents and militaristic as they seemingly are. Most definitely the fortresses need be manned and they are numerous or a couple times the total sum of the defense forces in parallel with most personnel being voluntary all the more. It does not matter if the provinces are lost civically but the cantons must be fortified since real power emanates from these locations. The quintessential votes where even one matters should it definitively albeit aphoristically determines the one who holds sway over the territory. The troops can also vote you know as they are rightly empowered to, along with the little pieces of paper upon which they make their choices all in all are ultimately albeit determinedly couriered in. The tomfoolery ensues indefinitely.

Ahmad Jais - Sedarah Sedenyut Nadi

2009-04-10T01:27:00.000+08:00

UP IN THE HEIRACHY BUT NAY THE APPENDAGES

2009-04-10T01:08:00.001+08:00

It is as good as saying that the place you won has not got you anything else and you stay stuck at the location, the higher ups would not do anything lest you take it upon yourself to do the right thing. Leave and not take anything with you except for the occasion in history when you did win but received absolutely nothing beyond that. Just the colossal victory yet the all important spoils avoid you. And without the proverbial attendances that go with the conquest your commonplace triumph becomes an end unto itself leaving you worst off than where you were before. The powers that be had actually played a very cruel joke on you. Theirs or a certain respectable albeit stately notable’s vindictiveness knows no bounds that insofar persecuted you without respite. To all intents and purposes there are avenues but may not be the ones you are familiar and comfortable with as they may be located, aphoristically, over the yonder, right upon the other side of the spectrum. Your erstwhile consociation buddies veritably emitted their wicked smirks daring you at the same time to fully realize, external to the association, your self proclaimed potentials, those being your high intellect, learned disposition and over zealous ambitions. You were in the machinery prior and no one is blaming you for that. They quite understand your littlest predicaments for you had to play along or else you would not reach the circumstances you were luxuriating into, before you were ignominiously immobilized. Howsoever the methods will be completely different along with downright revolutionary compared to the procedures much practiced in your beloved yet exceedingly thankless organization. No, need to think too much Young Sir just go where your heart leads. You still have your youth with you.

Glenn Miller -In The Mood

2009-04-08T08:11:00.000+08:00

BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS

2009-04-08T00:01:00.000+08:00

What a swing really, in the ten K configuration, dominating any whatsoever post mortems that are going to be held in the aftermath of the just concluded referendums excepting the faraway state quite of course. Seemingly, makes the littlest rakyat, the veritable monarchs in their miniscule dominions but perchance at microcosmic level indications of what are inherent, innermost, the bellies of the rest of the citizenry, gargantuan so as to depict what is actually transpiring on the ground. Yet again perhaps also the bright eyed members, erecting prominent their aphoristic declarations. Transformation without compromise, bringing with it, the revolutionary methods, starkly in tandem with the much apparent globally persisting advancements, the inexorable pace of change unalterable every which way, information swirling too fast to elevate any sort of bulwark- with intention to suppress. What could be ahead if not evolution all the way, anything apart from the fact would only be the oft mentioned: proverbial exercises in futility or carpe diem any which way but loose.

Brahmachari (1968) Aaj Kal Tere Mere Pyar Ke Charche

2009-04-03T10:01:00.001+08:00

AS THINGS GOES

2009-04-03T09:50:00.001+08:00

The might of the recently arrived as things goes or that is just how it would come to be, the new replacing the old, bringing with him or her, a new sense of going about things. No matter how the littlest mental holds surrounding the coming in grasp quite anyone, the paraphernalia and splendiferousness have already been primed, awaiting, with greater aplomb the new Boss Man. The show must go- on, the motherland needs a path ahead even if the conveyor is really quite similar if not a few of cosmetic changes being effected. The proverbial money trail would have the quintessential new players yet hoped earnestly that they are comprised of better knowledge equipped personages albeit sagacious authorities in their chosen fields. Democrats as we are all supposed to be will have to play the game even though the conventions: be made be more stringent compared to before, also having to contend with issues much sensitive. Howsoever we must always take things in stride as the quintessential jollity proceeds as it were to whatever destination it is aphoristically bespoken for. No other monkey business quite invokes the psyche as such the civil tomfoolery but we are all serious cum somber against each other’s strategies and tactics alongside wanting to make manifest our commonplace philosophies in the eventual. Hope and pray we all must inasmuch The Almighty God bestows upon us the old country we are all proud of..Insyallah..