P Ramlee - Madu Tiga

CERITA CERITA XX

Now that the frogs have stopped croaking and a brief respite really as are they resting if only to allow the Grand Katak to open his mouth and rightly only expletives spewed out with nothing of substance at all that was declared. Just the fact that the GLCs not further their assistance to the brethren but ignoring from earlier on their desperate plight or competes with the businessmen members even. Grand katak said many things but ended up by shouting three Shits or that he is not even versed in “cakap oreng putih” goes to show the ‘role’ he is playing and its just Umno’s tired method of subcontracting or playing the rakyat for fools or furtively applying the jaded and disgusting divide and rule ploy once more. Abraham has only to yell and make faces and nothing additional as he could not explain further whence he only memorizes the part. And Perkosa is just an appendix to Ameno and not an NGO no matter how silly the association, is, in the first place as NGOs’ are supposed to be filled with intellectuals not nincompoops.
On another note a group of Lawyers or ones associated with the official set of beliefs vociferate against A Statewide Exalted Leader for going against the known procedures of the belief system by commuting a caning sentence to communal service and for the dastardly offence of drinking lager. Well the Religion is compassionate in Line with the Creator who is supposed to be of the same disposition if not much more. Is this fact dismissed by the knowledgeable lawyers when shouting for the flagellation or are they all closet sadomasochists that they relish seeing somebody being beaten silly. The Supreme Leader was well advised to reduce the sentence or that he is kind and wise enough to see the issue in its entirety or the direness that is associated with it. Daulat Tuanku!

Aiya! Cik Siti

CROAKING FROGS MORE SO

A house member now on his own vociferates that he was asked to declare legally and in black and white that he was told to tell on The Highest Chief and the missus. And by grace of God he declines as he was bestowed with a vision not to go through with such an act. Not once but twice he reiterates and it was in 04 and involved a Minister and during that time he was also endowed with the same vision and from none other than the Man Upstairs. But he suggested that the current sodomee spectacle be brought to the religious court so that an indictment on false testimony can be ascertained. A round about wise but ne’er can give him credibility. He speaks like someone not in full control of his mental faculties and rightly he should be left alone and in his own twisted and misinformed universe. Meanwhile another jumper denies that he is forwarded a handsome sum and just to clear his equally huge debt saying lies, lies and only lies. Or sue for all his worth if the one accusing has proofs. Mr. Elly, on the other hand called a cyber scribe an anti-Christ: for elaborating upon his involvement in a gaming concern or the moneyed interest that he has in the establishment. And he further stipulated that he did not have anything to do with the Big Boss of the Company. Yet the minutes said Mr. Elly was not incriminated with the Boss’s person but his mercantile endeavors and his associations are many and varied. Liars- liars, May your private parts be on fire or those words they are so fond of using or seemingly to portray that their sublimed actions are sanctioned by God and that’s why they are so misunderstood because their motions are not really of the corporeal world but heavenly in all cases. And they do not actually have to be concerned with any detailed perusal and close inspection from lesser mortals as they are actually heavenly creatures and have only that particular locale to answer to and what can any sane person say except that it’s totally absurd and right down stupid. What do they think Malaysians are made of: Imbeciles? Like them but only much lower and for their sad persons!

Dewi Yull - Pak Ketipung

OF REPARTEES AND LIVELY EXCHANGES

Why not mention all instead of the few whence you so accuses me of betraying my consociation or my existential intimations so to say. Or in fact you are degrading me and to the lowest there is and of any worthwhile considerations. Thenceforth in this August house I am now asking you if only to further elaborate upon your unasked for accusations. But Honorable Member I only heard of this news from somebody or you know who. Yes but that still is inadequate as you must reveal every bits or knick-knack or any teensy-weensy thingies you are cognizant of. I told you, I was only told and furthermore I have forgotten the mysterious other nomenclatures but why should I disclose all in the first place. Or ask the: you know who or you know what I am talking about. We are definitely going to embark upon that pathway but you must be willing to be fully responsible for all your heinous accusations. So be it then, I am more than ready. How dare you invoke the Exalted Name of the Supreme Leader and the Defense or Military-Complex: as well. Or that you have gotten so much monies that you have you have to perform your unholy duty. Please stop, I know what I am doing but you have said enough and it actually hurts when you keep on rubbing salt to the injury. Oh you are hurt, you admit that and if you must know it hurts even more here. But you were close to him also and why the hullabaloo now? You shut up. Well you should shut your trap also. You are being smug are you, I’ll wallop you then you know. Oh you want to wallop me, Tell you what, why don’t you ask him to tell everything and bring to court all those concerned! Yes I will do that. Ok, Ok. But then better not, better not man. Aha, Aha!

Booby_Jhoot Bole Kauva Kate