The Metrosexual Male

Much to the dismay of a mid-aged bastard, i.e. Papalados, the world's too obsessed with the ~young and beautiful~. The has beens, not unlike him, are mostly relegated to the sidelines, marginalised by a cruel and cold youth-oriented society. Advertisements abound harped on being healthy, beautiful and fair complexioned. To the extent of even making available, cosmetics for men. Not for mid-aged bastards but 20-30 something sodomites. There's even words, though not pronounced yet, encouraging people to consume a deodorant-like food additive that can make ones excrement smells nice. Imagine Papa telling a Jelitawan, "I might not be much to look at, but my SHIT smells wonderful !!"