Ngobrol saja, dong

Come to think of it, the proposition forwarded by Pak Jul Widjojo does bear perfect logic. Why pursue like bumbling idiots objects of near impossible proportions in Malaysia whence you can, for surely, get better and more attractive ones in Indonesia? Added to that, these objects of desire are more compliant, sincere and not as demanding as the ones here. Undeniably also, they do keep their alat vital nicely moist, scented and kemut2 tight! waduuuuh!

"Sudahin passport gue udah hilang! Lantas bikin baru mau aje 3 bulan. Mana aje mau gue tunjukkan kontol yang tegeng. Waduuuuh2! Kena aje tumpangin prahu nyeludup kretek gitu!"

Aduh, apain bikin ribut ribut! Naiki aje pesawat. Kalau mau nikahin saja. Student universitas lagi. Ini kok bikin repot repot saja. Ngak habis habis cerita jelitawan. Di sana kok lebihin dong, cantiknya jugak montok montok. Takda yang bacin dong. Kesemuanya makan jamu. Lantas alat vital pun di kenakan lulur. Lu tanya saja Pak Mi dong. Dia kan persis konsultant nya. Tapi usah di bawak pulang. Bulanan kirim saja. Kalau ada kelapangan aduh terbang dong. Isteri termuda sentiasa setia menunggu anda dengan wangian bak parfum trulung. Ini kok nyebut bacin aja. Banget gitu!