Aiya! Cik Siti

CROAKING FROGS MORE SO

A house member now on his own vociferates that he was asked to declare legally and in black and white that he was told to tell on The Highest Chief and the missus. And by grace of God he declines as he was bestowed with a vision not to go through with such an act. Not once but twice he reiterates and it was in 04 and involved a Minister and during that time he was also endowed with the same vision and from none other than the Man Upstairs. But he suggested that the current sodomee spectacle be brought to the religious court so that an indictment on false testimony can be ascertained. A round about wise but ne’er can give him credibility. He speaks like someone not in full control of his mental faculties and rightly he should be left alone and in his own twisted and misinformed universe. Meanwhile another jumper denies that he is forwarded a handsome sum and just to clear his equally huge debt saying lies, lies and only lies. Or sue for all his worth if the one accusing has proofs. Mr. Elly, on the other hand called a cyber scribe an anti-Christ: for elaborating upon his involvement in a gaming concern or the moneyed interest that he has in the establishment. And he further stipulated that he did not have anything to do with the Big Boss of the Company. Yet the minutes said Mr. Elly was not incriminated with the Boss’s person but his mercantile endeavors and his associations are many and varied. Liars- liars, May your private parts be on fire or those words they are so fond of using or seemingly to portray that their sublimed actions are sanctioned by God and that’s why they are so misunderstood because their motions are not really of the corporeal world but heavenly in all cases. And they do not actually have to be concerned with any detailed perusal and close inspection from lesser mortals as they are actually heavenly creatures and have only that particular locale to answer to and what can any sane person say except that it’s totally absurd and right down stupid. What do they think Malaysians are made of: Imbeciles? Like them but only much lower and for their sad persons!

Dewi Yull - Pak Ketipung

OF REPARTEES AND LIVELY EXCHANGES

Why not mention all instead of the few whence you so accuses me of betraying my consociation or my existential intimations so to say. Or in fact you are degrading me and to the lowest there is and of any worthwhile considerations. Thenceforth in this August house I am now asking you if only to further elaborate upon your unasked for accusations. But Honorable Member I only heard of this news from somebody or you know who. Yes but that still is inadequate as you must reveal every bits or knick-knack or any teensy-weensy thingies you are cognizant of. I told you, I was only told and furthermore I have forgotten the mysterious other nomenclatures but why should I disclose all in the first place. Or ask the: you know who or you know what I am talking about. We are definitely going to embark upon that pathway but you must be willing to be fully responsible for all your heinous accusations. So be it then, I am more than ready. How dare you invoke the Exalted Name of the Supreme Leader and the Defense or Military-Complex: as well. Or that you have gotten so much monies that you have you have to perform your unholy duty. Please stop, I know what I am doing but you have said enough and it actually hurts when you keep on rubbing salt to the injury. Oh you are hurt, you admit that and if you must know it hurts even more here. But you were close to him also and why the hullabaloo now? You shut up. Well you should shut your trap also. You are being smug are you, I’ll wallop you then you know. Oh you want to wallop me, Tell you what, why don’t you ask him to tell everything and bring to court all those concerned! Yes I will do that. Ok, Ok. But then better not, better not man. Aha, Aha!

Booby_Jhoot Bole Kauva Kate

PETRORINGGIT - PETRORINGGIT

Ku Li when delivering a speech mentioned that a bigger if the biggest oil field was found although the exact location he did not elaborate further upon. And the oil concern that discovered the reservoir is none other than the Nation’s oil company. And with the very recent finding, world oil prices may be substantially affected in that they probably will take a dip. A commentator in the infamous blog or within the confines of its most recent post, wrote, more than ever that the location is off the land of the hornbills or Sarawak and BN is holding to the good news until the eve of the State’s or the Nation’s as Sarawak confederation wise is not the largest Malaysian state but actually a country of its own: elections. The Good Tengku had known about this for some time should one guesses so and that’s why he was so mindful of the oil royalty issues and bandied around the controversies surrounding them. He took promulgation on the fair distribution of the 5% recompense first in his home state and until recently has moved to Terengganu or the just next door-neighboring State. The monies to be gotten from future sales of oil will be just too much and the BN putras just could not let the opportunity slips. Yet Ku Li anticipates their evil and dastardly aspirations ahead of them and the reason he wants to inform the simple village folks of the dire implications should the coming to be massive plunders not stopped in the first place. The Royal Prince took it upon him to enlighten the people of their salient rights and he observes the sacred duty incessantly and without tiring but with a conviction so resolute and none to profit except the people. And, of whom, are the rightful owners of the precious black gold. Voter gets voters everybody because as of now there is still no automatic registrations!

Alan Tam - Friends

PERKASA PERKOSAED

Strangely there isn’t very much on Perkasa uttering whatever platitudes they want heard and eerily quiet- as things are now. Or is it they have lost their voices whence RPK leaked the company report and his name was glaringly etched among the top pages as he was then- a business director in a company owned by a Taipan and was none other than a famous persona and of oriental persuasion. Abraham Elly fears the Chinese so much but is not so afraid to be in cohorts with them and in mercantile endeavors no less, so where does his true standing lies and this is where his credibility crashes or when one put an effort to query a bit more. So much so that the Mighty Perkasa is lost for words as RPK has beaten them in their own turf. The battle they have lost and whimpering all in all compared to all the pomp and pageantry when the movement was first launched however not even a moan let alone a sniffle from the illustrious utusan meloya or not so straight times or if someone or anyone can get an earful of. Dead quiet but they are planning something and not only Perkasa but the powers that be or the rivals be in perpetual bloodless civil war until PRU 13 and not beyond the hitherto pallid skirmishes but RPK said even he is ready should it reaches that stage yet gung ho only to an extent however who knows perchance he has put every or any conceivable thingies in perspective. Or that he is verily prepared for each, alternate and of any possible contingencies.

Joget Kelantan -M Daud Kilau - Jan 08

KU LI TO THE FORE

Whenever the ameno boys has something to say about Ku Li, he has a fast answer ready and they in turn did not equally retort back but remained silent hoping that the brief exchange of ‘light’ banter did not happen in the first place. For they just could not give a responsible and justifiable answer each time, example being the suggestion that Ku Li not make any further pronouncements on the Kelantan oil royalty issue his response was that he is only reiterating upon The Late Tun Razak’s wishes of giving some mineral dues to the Malay Belt states and of course The Late Tun’s wishes also that no differing political philosophies be the conspicuous reason not to. And he keeps on uttering the epithets of the ruling party as Umno Baru and not Umno per se and that people knows very well that the current one is actually not the like previous one. The current consociation is a product of some form of after effects and as a result of a judicial ruling that strikes off the old party from existing. The new one came about but must have an appendage to its name yet deleted- the attachment that was and for some mysterious reasons. By and large the Tengku is saying that Umno is not the concurrent party since the old one has been struck off the list and the new association is TDM’s and none more than that. He also elaborates on the fact that both Tunku and Tun Hussein passed on outside the Umno Baru.
Ku Li only aspires to be number one and not two or three but still wants or rather enigmatically speaking- being so- to go up with Umno however so the party or the majority members do not want to revolutionize for the better and in consonant with changing modes and times. But knowing very well the liquidness of civic movements particularly post sea changes, The Tengku did not explain further upon his disposition as regards the not too distant future and it is guessed by quite anyone that he might take over things should Anwar be forcibly incarcerated.
Consistent all the way through his seventy odd sun years of age and not bending either way Ku Li has the charisma and experience to hold at helm the moving forward of this beloved motherland and no other destination rather than more meaningful democracy and economic soundness- dead ahead. Full Speed Ahead YTM Tengku.

Candy - Tari Silat Melayu

OUCH AND TRIPLE OUCH

Three members of the fairer sex were lashed at albeit very slightly and softly-softly at that but what about the affiliated and very much involved or their crime partners being so, or could they be of the non adherent category and if so why not they be walloped also and reason of cavorting with the female members of the superior race. All due to a veritably clueless obsession with a set of beliefs so off the mark from the most sublimed of precepts. Be it to lord over the civic landscape and to literally lay the tender trap for the opposing forces, yet pushed aside by the Islamic party without batting even an eyelid. Political in its sole outlook and only to excessively photoplay the cultural composition of the majority members or the littlest numbers game that they need to play out and fifty plus fifty make a whole hundred but to grab more from the other fifty. Fifteen and more would be a miracle. Yet the status quo still stands with only wavering movements in between. Howsoever the male counterparts have been identified and whipped also but there were four of them. How could that just sync? Beats everyone! Yet the One Malaysia is still striving and soon the economic implications will be displayed and the NGOs gathered at The Club for some sloganeering but none of the visible chauvinism albeit the bigotry is still palpable. Perhaps their fears are justifiable but for ones spoon fed all the while they are scared of the impending revolution or change in everything they find holy or unholy- to be more politically correct. But Jibby is set and in whatever degree to change!