Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Rock The Boat 1974 Hues Corporation

CONCERNED ABOUT LEAKS, WEAR DIAPERS!

Leaks and mighty leaks, info that permeates everything however utilized to the full and by one grouping to tell on the other. But there are also some pointers that show one party having more to explain and they indeed took pain to answer and the long and short of which; only voiced to people to not bother. The news, were not without their high sounding preludes and of technical aspects in and around the sophisticated gossip but no real hard data of photographs and videos included. Cocktail conversations one even assumed but damages already incurred. For both sakes, must only remain nonchalant and care less of things. Yet one took full advantage to vilify further and the other went to court if only to make the opponent show evidence, a truly wise direction to take leaving the competitor to proof wrongdoing. Drastic actions but play the sentiments well or the perceptions innermost the populace and the mighty voters that actually make the King.
A, controversially elected Deputy ups the ante by proclaiming autonomy for a component nation should the opposing coalition wins the monkey game. Leading the Deputy and 2nd Man from the ruling party perplexed for words but his Boss mentions even earlier of mayhem and unrest should they lose hold. Or none that can replace his rule and none shall too. Fatalistic to the extreme and it truly shows their fear of the entire administration slipping through their fingers. And the repercussions being so or the poetic justice they do not want to be cynically imposed upon.
The Nation’s Bulwark that they have handsomely rewarded, showcasing their unwillingness to go and to install at interim the management by defense units and not discounting also the Rulers they have been able to distress all along. To all intents and purposes the non bumis they have completely chased away and the sons of soil that continue to doubt their sincerity in always protecting them make the leading group desperate for anything.
Tactics and Strategies that persist in sum failures since start that they are hard pressed to venture every where with even the unthinkable they would want to try. Herein lies danger but they could only be in too much desperation to ignore such. God Saves Bolehland! Next they will keep reminding people to not “rock the proverbial boat”!

Friday, November 26, 2010

I've Never Been To Me by Charlene with lyrics

JUST WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO THE PRETTY YOUNG THING WHO FOR A SHORT WHILE USED TO CALL ME SAYANG

Just what indeed and I wondered on and on as I have literally exhausted all means to contact her, not that I want to chide her but asks for her companionship if only for the brief teh tarik chat or just for the mobile phone small talk and brief exchange of niceties the likes of “How’s things been going for her and her health and so on and so forth”. I could not be angry, for long and I wasn’t even in the first place. And it was for the sweet little conversations that I endured the truncated relationship that was.
Perhaps the everyday routine of one’s day to day happenings or the mundane going- on of one’s insignificant existence that prompts one to seek to inhale doses of fresh air; little that one knows that the invigorating respite was laced with some toxic gas also.
To refresh a bit, perhaps, I met the girl in a posh karaoke that a long time buddy invited to join him singing joyously, karaoke fashion. Thinking that I was a notable or a Dato’ that Ella warmed up to me in spite my old schoolmate who was the one paying for the entire evening out. There were the other hostesses that arrived with her but she zoomed in on me: weather beaten face, gray hair and all. She mentioned that I looked distinguished and high society. I told her that I was not at all of those and also having very less of the greenbacks or the Agong Notes but she just smiled and conjecturing perchance that I was just pulling her legs and somewhat testing her and for what: beats the shit out of me!
She was in fact stalking and for middle aged buffoons who would readily underwrite some fixed costs that she has to monthly bears. I totally did not expect that detailed equation on her part as my thoughts on her are just like a little girl lost and trying to find her way in the unending maze that makes one’s life journey. I was viewing myself as a street wise philosopher even though utterly stupid and naïve albeit having spent nearly half a century breathing diesel fumes upon transient earth.
Little that I know that she was the one trained professionally and along the main thoroughfares of bustling Kuala Lumpur. Not that she is a street walker but euphemistically borrowing terms denoting her as a well educated scholar and from the much clichéd and cynical: University Of Hard Knocks!
Sitting beside me in the plush karaoke chamber, she slowly but surely and also subtle like cajoles and mesmerizes with her little narrative of not being able to sync with young people her age, be they girls or boys. But wonderfully can communicate with middle aged folks or that was what she related. Quizzing her on my age, she said 60 and I jokingly appeared shocked and told her that she was a bit off the mark if only for ten years less. Oh 50, she says, why you are even younger and her beaming face at that juncture convinces me more of her earnest postulations.
My little heart flustered, was so taken by her subliminal gesticulations that I became infatuated. The emotions were so strong and I haven’t felt the like for so long that I thought I had forgotten the sentiment. Here, a pretty young thing talking such of an ageing person and her body language confirms so, that she too likes me; how foolish I was not knowing that people can learn acting and not only from academies but from knowledgeable friends as well!
The evening continued and hovering upon heaven ever more, I was further tantalized by her exuberance, her bubbly disposition and her sincere statements or so I thought. But what can one hopefully expect at the end of which if not for the contact numbers that she willingly gave and not one but two and mine that she took and for reference she said.
Having doubts as to how things could work out but gung ho nonetheless and thinking that I am the older person and presumably wiser in the dating game and should be able to aptly manage some delicate situations, I gave her a holler. She answered and immediately called me dear or Sayang. Completely taken by surprise I answered by giggling like a silly school girl and could not answer for a second or two and my long while characteristic stammer beginning to appear. She lovingly inquired whether I, stammer, I answered, used to but was completely stunned as to why it suddenly came.
She laughed but not mockingly but very romantic like. I was on high heaven and completely unaware of where I was at that particular moment. I was in the car of course and parked at the side of the road, far from the house and the old missus; just me, my hand phone and the newly found love of my life at the other end.
Wow! I must admit, it was truly fantastic, the long ago presentiments coming back that I felt young once more. Kept on glancing at the mirror and saw the creases, the dark marks upon the face, the lines and the silver streaks of hair but somehow oblivious to them all but noticed surreal like the dashing and youthful and debonair and handsome countenance of an energetic 25 year old male person.
I was beginning to lose my mind and things later on just did not help as I went for dates with her but mostly lunch. It was during these outings that she spoke more of herself and her little problems. And of the phone bills late at being settled and the car installments held a month or two back. Did not really hear when she mentioned her late monthly rentals but said I was willing to underwrite her hand phone bills. She said you are a dear and gave me a truly exceptional sweet smile to die for. I volunteered doing that or paying her mobile phone bills and continued doing so for nearly half a year. Luckily the bills were always about 300 Ringgit the entire duration and I was mostly paying for that magical amount.
All I got was a slight pecker but that was enough for helpless me. I could have gotten more, a hug maybe or a long slurpy kiss or a bonk even, if only I would agree to pay for her quite others- fixed monthly costs- and her expensive shopping sprees. That was the holy or rather unholy formula and I knew about them all along but still persisted with the unsavory arrangement.
You know why? Because of the caring thoughts and affectionate remarks she gave and examples like: the early morning calls and lovingly greeting me with sweet and soft words of had breakfast already? Or the numerous SMSs full of loving words of Love You Sayang! Kiss-Kiss! Take care! Call You Tomorrow or Call Me When You have Reached Home or Missing You Very Much and See You and on the prearranged lunch date and so on and so forth but always wonderfully nice and caring words. Not to discount the numerous calls during the day and night reminding me to take my medicines or just simple greetings of Good Mornings, Evenings and Afternoons. Being Middle-Aged and kind of lonely, I was completely taken over. Was utterly and completely, ‘tender or rather pussy trapped’. Just a passing remark as I did not even touch that particular female organ of hers!
Given time or that she could not play act anymore that things just sort of fizzled out; at pains perchance to persist in the little act that she began to show her consternation in that there were no more sayangs to her truly short phone calls. It’s not that I too feel the same but that I long for her soft words more and more. But being much older and wiser or that should be the case, I kept it all within me but my heart wanting to burst out all the time. She reminded of her phone bills by messaging mostly and will without fail thanked me after I have paid the amount and this time she included the Sayang word.
Literally I do feel pain in my heart at what’s transpiring at the last passage of this sorry affair and told her so. She said not to think too much about it and not to listen to people. What other people came to mind as there weren’t the other people as the matter is only privy to me and her. Suspicions abound and I came to the conclusion that there are other middle-aged male buffoons that she manipulated if only to commit to her monthly expenses. Mind You she was also prudent enough to include insurance policies to her entire portfolio.
Finally I just could not be complicit to her shenanigans any more and related such to her. She replied in a huff and said only OK and hung up. That was my last communication with her as my following albeit intermittent calls went perpetually unanswered. However I do feel some longing especially the little chats like we had before. Apart from everything else she was always a good listener and a equally proficient talker. It was really nice having a chit chat with her. Thinking that she would just let things go and would not mind chatting and for old times sake I inquired about any which way to contact her but the opportunity did not arises, until I happened to bump into Marina, her good friend.
Marina was quite surprised to see me but she still remembered and quite well really, however it was only a few months and much less than a year ago that we met but she was courteous and very sporting that she immediately hollered papa the moment she noticed me. Most, younger friends call me papa short for papalados, my blog name or papa zul and they include Marina. Only Ella calls me sayang or Bro, depending on her mood and at that particular point in time, perhaps.
Do not know whether Marina is still in contact with Ella then but eventually, I did, ask about Ella to her saying that I haven’t been seeing nor talking for sometime and asked Marina whether she had recently met up with her. Marina replied in the negative and informed also of her having the same problem of trying to communicate with her but unable to. Ella’s phone number cannot be contacted.
With a sad note she reiterated of her long relationship with Ella and was very surprised at Ella’s refusal to answer her calls and convey the specific reason or reasons for her doing so. Frustrated at the situation, Marina even called Ella’s husband, my jaw dropped and for a time I could not even speak. Husband I asked? Yes! Said; Marina, don’t you know? No! I said and not at all that I know of. Well she is married Marina continued but as a second wife and to a Notable, meaning that Ella is a Notable’s wife and she is a D.....n!
Why would D.....k allowed D....n to ply the nocturnal route or go station herself in a posh karaoke. Marina replied that Ella does not want to excessively burden her husband and the extra pocket money helps her so. Knowing very well that Ella can at times be headstrong, stubborn and impetuous, I wasn’t that too surprised at Marina’s of late and quite shocking revelation as regards Ella. Marina further related of Ella’s unique circumstances in that most times she is pretty much alone in her apartment with her husband visiting only in his free time. The peculiar predicaments of a second wife said Marina but appeared consoling when she continued by adamantly vociferating that she was Ella’s friend from schooldays and knew Ella to be overly independent and that she would always be able take care of herself and was wise enough to avoid any less than favorable circumstances.
I was in a daze for a good while and even declined Marina’s invitation to go sip on tehtarik at a Mamak Restaurant somewhere should I want to inquire more. No, I said, enough explanation as it was. She is somebody’s wife and it is just not proper to ask more unless there is a posting that you want a person of her caliber to fill. As such there wasn’t any to that effect and might as well I go home to mull things over.
Actually all the emotions inside have been pacified having faced the period of time that Ella totally avoided me. Somehow I have regained my sanity but still wanted to have chats with her and on a platonic and buddy-buddy level only. She was a good friend indeed and nice to talk to, the fact was. And upon reflecting she was like what Marina said, overly independent and knows how to take care of herself. I love her for herself and not for any specific time even cavorted with her. She was like a niece or a daughter- even- as she was young enough to be so. And in a long winded way she did make an old man happy and young once again! Ella wherever you are, do wish you and hubby the best. Take Care and Happiness and Bliss always. Salam.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Mezzoforte-Garden party

THE UNBEATEN PATH TO PUTRAJAYA!

Jibby’s down with the bug since arriving from overseas, could be chicken pox but a good rest he needs. Yet Rosie was the one busy with his engagements but social mostly and not official and those that he is supposed to attend but could not due to the unexpected little ailment. Net’s been busy with speculating and not less albeit naughtily insinuating at Rosie’s unprecedented actions because Muhyiddin the number two is supposedly to announce or grace any functions that Jibby cannot and for the time being. Wonder why Rosie’s the one very busy. Could be that she does not trust anyone quite outside her trusted circle along with Jibby being bed ridden or that she is very wary of her enemies from within. The Politicking innermost is what she is really afraid of, what’s with everybody and not only number two that is going for the jugular. Of course number two too has his clique and questions on who are his mighty allies that Netizens are earnestly discussing about. Tony is asked to lie low for now and he is complying as such but when will he just spring up and blast away. Could be very soon as this afternoon but then again he could be playing for opportune time. The Power Play inside the ruling consociation is just too interesting and not that the politicking in the main opposing association is less but in fact more stark and blatant; the two contending deputies and one is widely rumored to be strong with the Grand Dragon and the inklings that they are manipulating the choosing process. But card bearing members are saying that the avenue to Putrajaya and the neo yet approvable methods is via ZI and to swerve to the old procedures even though modified a bit is down AA’s way. And quite a significant number of the main tree’s overhang is with ZI. Or that was what my sore throat in the party; one Sheikh Al Surrtandoek Al Kemamami confided in me: a seedy dangdut blogger. So none to be believed and to rely on! Rosie and partner must be feeling the extreme heat in respect of the entire civic landscape so my suspicion is that there could be a little compromise ahead but not amongst the party animals but someone big from outside. As to what this entails just beat the shit out of me but politics is still the art of the possible!

Friday, September 3, 2010

Broery Marantika and Sharifah Aini: Seiring Sejalan

PINGING ON PATRIOTISM NOW!

SBY wants a peaceful solution or a headline starkly portrays, a caption that arrives from nowhere and in parallel with showcasing a truly troubled situation or more like a war that all want to avoid. But wait a minute or was there any indication towards a belligerent encounter in the first place? There wasn’t any, why the hullabaloo then and from nowhere apparently. There were some flag burning and shit slinging but are we going into battle for that? Or when was the initial call or the battle cry first sounded? A forward looking and great thinker once said that Patriotism and the likes are the last or the main refuge of the scum of the earth. And a group of people and of the same are playing on similar notion, so what can we make of them except that they are the scourge of the universe and together with the evil agenda behind their surreptitiously planned: initiative its not the good of all that they are designing! Umco wants to alarm the people into earnestly supporting them because of an impending war with a close neighbor! What bullshit and a logistical and tactical nightmare to go fight a state that has millions of her subject legally or illegally entrenched inside one’s own backyard and the potential enemy operatives are everywhere- towns, cities, jungles and plantations! When things are not hunky dory that umco wants to invoke war but a virtual one and in the immediate aftermath of jibby’s whisper – whisper to SBY, if only to make believe one of such. Of course SBY would comply, what’s there to lose but everything to gain for him. His people will still send money home and that helps the economy a lot. Furthermore a ruling party in a neighboring land asks for assistance even though a bit cloak and dagger but far from harmful and for dramatics only. Should the administration be the PR and it asks the same from The President, he would also agree as the little happenings are quite part and parcel of International Relations. Yet things must not be allowed to go overboard or else there could be, an International crises to handle. Just consternation that umco still wants to bluff the rakyat but people can now read through their actions and pretty much whatever blueprints they put forward, concurrently, comes back at them and splat - right in their faces! They are just too desperate that they even call people other than their ilk dirty and a hotshot from their consociation asks people to trust him when he says that his party is still relevant!

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Michael Buble - Begin the beguine

A SHOTGUN BLAST AND AT NONE IN PARTCULAR BUT INTENTIONALLY ALL

They are blasting away and do not care really at what or whom, the plot that they had lost from so long and the narrative that totally evades them. Any revolutionary procedures they would adopt but could not really be compromised so that they still can enjoy their previous methods. The machinery should be a new one but they just could not adapt. Their school heads are spewing totally uncalled for bigoted remarks and their religious scholar even accuses of a nonsensical new document to the already existing albeit unchangeable supreme text. Monies have also been transferred out and they are a lot and very – very much so and to the tune of 360 billion ringgit. Wow! That’s astronomical and all belong to the rakyat; those that have been swindled all these years. And must I say, all is the rakyat and which none belongs to the robber barons, because the sum is just too fcucking unbelievable. It would take a 60 year old man ten life times or more just to count second to second to the number two billion and this is nearly 200 times that. Totally obscene and just like the lewd sex pantomime in the chambers with everybody bonking somebody regardless of boy or girl or plain or pretty. And obviously the plain constitute the overwhelming number. Sex is everywhere and rational for them as they are in the seat of power and power is the domain of the fastidiously lecherous! So they think but there are also very many of decent folks on the other side and once they go up they will never allow the countless millions to stay out. They would grasp for the money be they wherever and also would claw for the perpetrators to be punished. No leeway and no excuses, they must be incarcerated or rotaned or both. The law then will be for everyone and no whatever Putras excluded. The crooks are beginning to get worried and that’s why they do not bother about peace in the country and the shotgun effect; literally shooting away with pellets aimed towards everywhere! Desperadoes in Action! Lol!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Anacani - Sweet and gentle cha cha.avi

LOVE AT THE END OF THE LINE!

The Grand Scholar Statewide running around in circles proclaiming something calamitous but no one is paying attention and quite everyone surmises albeit woefully that he is losing his mind, in parallel with, his office being put to ridicule thenceforth his lofty reputation gone down the drain and without redress his situation: truly pitiful. Most wonder why he and the rest of his ilk and on the side of the ruling administration were very-very quiet when the proposed legalized sports betting was earnestly discussed and strongly objected by the rakyat whence they should have advised the party bosses not to continue with the controversial blueprint. Even though it was prematurely aborted by The Boss man but the irreparable damage has already been done. Thus upon the civic landscape the aging party loses almost all ground. But the Chiefs persisted the second afterward because the returns are just too great for them to not discontinue their Machiavellian and evil procedures if only to embrace power of which is slipping away every hour by the hour in a day and even more days to come. There are also too many holes to need be covered before hoisting the white flag and the bottomless pits cannot be overlaid except for temporary measures and as smokescreens only. Their bluffs have been called! The cyber world strikes deep and the cut can never be healed, the pain overbearing, exceedingly so, for the people when they know the everyday prices they forcefully have to pay yet the bosses still spend needlessly. Or the blatant wrongs committed but no actions coming any soon. The choices are already there for them to choose and they will pick the best available. A half century of abuse the people cannot tolerate anymore although the cries of the Pseudo Holy Men shrill and annoying but never discomforting because the lies are too often and too glaring. The Decent populace have long realized and the hitherto hoodwinked all too willing to compromise and minimally at that to opt for change. And change can never be avoided! Long Live The Rakyat!

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Tom Jones - Till

BEHOLDEN UNTO THOU

Why is it that the actions and interactions of Umco have of late been quite contrary to any stark logic underlying, in all respects, any contentious situation that the consociation finds itself immersed innermost The legalizing of sports betting for example whereby it was seen that the ruling party just avoided the issue by not really extinguishing and banning outright by decree or some other. It approaches only ad hoc like; unlike the flotilla massacre whence the head honcho went off somewhere and to far Laos, just to evade being seen or so it seems. Yet everybody else understands better. Or the true boss or bosses advises so. Even the Police decided to call the planned demonstration illegal but fearing the irredeemable fallout and political at that the homeland security grouping in fact peacefully assisted the procession. Number Two perchance had more horse sense not to exacerbate the Rakyat’s anger. In bolehland Palestine is so sensitive and no one denies that. Most Malay Muslims hate the Zionists if only for the despicably cold and ruthless killers they are. And the same advisors are counseling the ruling administration in bolehland and they do not want to terminate its services for the special accommodation the company offers and its ostensible hold over the President of the strongest country in the world thus the equally mighty military complex alongside. Political Economies perhaps and their ramifications and in real time and the real politik; permeate every known sphere that actually shapes the world as it is and contemporaneously. The Lobby rebukes Anwar and even asks The US to forsake him when he is the visible and true one and the lone figure perceptively so and the only one with deep and substantial presence to press for better democracy in Malaysia. Is not the Greatest Nation on Earth unrelenting purpose is to inculcate greater democracy the world over? De Facto power play yet again and DSAI the new bogeyman to bluff the psychologically lethargic Kampong folks in hinterland Malaysia and the rest of the civilized world by mass hypnosis and using impending Pseudo Muslim Worldwide Insurgency, maybe, together with the much effective - terrorist in one’s backyard - dumb show!

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Frank Sinatra Luck Be A Lady Tonight

MONEY FOR THE MONKEYGAME

How come the ruling side is ever so quiet, even though pummeled from all conceivable corners and by everyone? Seemingly the games betting issue just did not stop what is with the Malaysian Cyber World berating about it each and everyday. Indeed a political moot point at the finest and the opposition playing the contention to the full given the unique composition of the populace. Amongst all and the religious however slightly would undoubtedly acknowledge the evil of gambling with even the irreligious concurring with the covetousness of the proposal considering the many numbers of avariciously prone individuals. Or the fact that most are greedy even though a little bit and they would jump at the chance of making some money for nothing even if losing part of the child’s education fund because of it. People do lose control over gambling and greed as ever blinds the eye therefore they tend to go into debt prematurely or not having the means to pay for it and not planning for it even. Or to call the services of Ah Longs and the evil cycle starts. Suicides even murders have been committed due to trying one’s luck and things just could not stop but must be curbed and controlled. But a ruling authority encouraging it and stipulating all the more that the black market has already a hand in the immoral activity and why on earth not the administration as well or another buzz word for taking a cut also. Yet it is a big cut and one that goes into the billions, and the football craze or its biggest event just arriving around the corner. The Rakyat or the soccer mad amongst them will literally eat and sleep football and they would want to give half or full ball to whatever’s team playing together with putting some money upon the event. Even 50 cents or a ringgit but they would expect some returns and 10 ringgit is quite a hot topic to brag about. Every fan is vulnerable and the government is going to get a percentage from the heinous process. Billions the ruling party will profit although not for the members but the consociation to buy more votes. More and much more of the votes the will want to buy and not for a by election, but the main and grand one- the General Elections. Howsoever and by using the Rakyat’s money on a grand scale and how are they going to do it? If only by playing up the greedy component of the Rakyat! Just don’t bet people only enjoy the game like any decent sports fan!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

broery marantika & dewi yull - kharisma cinta

WHAT'S THAT AGAIN MINISTER?

How is it that a Home Affairs Minister would equate some bad perceptions about the home security force with idle gossip and ones that are casually perpetrated by women and housewives? Or that they would talk in hair saloons and all the negative stories will be out and the fact there they could be quite factual or the rumours must have come about from somewhere or else the trees would not be swaying if there weren’t the winds blowing hard. An old Malaysian saying that goes something to the effect. Of course there were also the trigger itchy gun slingers and one have actually been charged or the crime situation in localities countrywide that made quite everyone edgy. The narratives have been long and old with very little done or the concerns cum consternations of the populace not really pacified of late. Yet Mr. Minister took it upon himself albeit comically to wholly put the blame on gossiping ladies and whilst doing up their hairs. Talk about bad hair days but the ladies did not at all complain and maybe because the issue wasn't that in the first place. The issue is just that crime is at an all time high in Bolehland and the security force is only seen to be wonderful when the opposition parties are trying to hold ceramahs or political talks and they were quick to stop them and all orders were from the ruling political party. However Umno Terengganu wanted to commemorate the thirteen of fifth and in a big way along with inviting ten thousand participants and who else if not the most excited about the event but the Great Tun himself. Abraham Elly is quite strangely not really mentioned but it has come to the fore that Tun himself is the protagonist all along whereas Abraham is the erstwhile comedian and evolved ostensibly into a terrible and dastardly court jester. Never mind the fact that no Sultan wants to even come near him. Good for all His Highnesses for having the better mind to be rational and attentive at all times. Daulat Tuankus!

Sunday, April 11, 2010

FON THANASOONTORN - Thai karaoke CHA CHA

UNDUE INFLUENCE

The Thai Doctor seemingly refuses to come testify as she is pressured by the higher authorities and in KL to not comply with the court’s procedures but the State Government would like her to discuss- video conferencing like and telecasted right into the courtroom. However the wise Judge needs to give consent first, and it’s a wonder if he is not also harried. What are they trying to hide and is it not enough that somebody died but to forestall due process and making a mockery of the law yet the wound is festering with maggots and could not heal that the whole part needs be amputated. Or that procedure must be done if only to lend credibility to- One something or whatever. But they are too afraid that their evil machinations be exposed and damage control then would come to naught and actually counterproductive, or allow the untimely demise of a spanking young man; be explained as mere suicide but for somebody who is about to get married the next day: things must only be impossible. How so ever, the, people know and you can only bluff some of them some of the time and not all the time. The British Doctor is testifying soon and one can second guess what he is going to say as he is hired by the ruling administration!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

P Ramlee - Madu Tiga

CERITA CERITA XX

Now that the frogs have stopped croaking and a brief respite really as are they resting if only to allow the Grand Katak to open his mouth and rightly only expletives spewed out with nothing of substance at all that was declared. Just the fact that the GLCs not further their assistance to the brethren but ignoring from earlier on their desperate plight or competes with the businessmen members even. Grand katak said many things but ended up by shouting three Shits or that he is not even versed in “cakap oreng putih” goes to show the ‘role’ he is playing and its just Umno’s tired method of subcontracting or playing the rakyat for fools or furtively applying the jaded and disgusting divide and rule ploy once more. Abraham has only to yell and make faces and nothing additional as he could not explain further whence he only memorizes the part. And Perkosa is just an appendix to Ameno and not an NGO no matter how silly the association, is, in the first place as NGOs’ are supposed to be filled with intellectuals not nincompoops.
On another note a group of Lawyers or ones associated with the official set of beliefs vociferate against A Statewide Exalted Leader for going against the known procedures of the belief system by commuting a caning sentence to communal service and for the dastardly offence of drinking lager. Well the Religion is compassionate in Line with the Creator who is supposed to be of the same disposition if not much more. Is this fact dismissed by the knowledgeable lawyers when shouting for the flagellation or are they all closet sadomasochists that they relish seeing somebody being beaten silly. The Supreme Leader was well advised to reduce the sentence or that he is kind and wise enough to see the issue in its entirety or the direness that is associated with it. Daulat Tuanku!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

CROAKING FROGS MORE SO

A house member now on his own vociferates that he was asked to declare legally and in black and white that he was told to tell on The Highest Chief and the missus. And by grace of God he declines as he was bestowed with a vision not to go through with such an act. Not once but twice he reiterates and it was in 04 and involved a Minister and during that time he was also endowed with the same vision and from none other than the Man Upstairs. But he suggested that the current sodomee spectacle be brought to the religious court so that an indictment on false testimony can be ascertained. A round about wise but ne’er can give him credibility. He speaks like someone not in full control of his mental faculties and rightly he should be left alone and in his own twisted and misinformed universe. Meanwhile another jumper denies that he is forwarded a handsome sum and just to clear his equally huge debt saying lies, lies and only lies. Or sue for all his worth if the one accusing has proofs. Mr. Elly, on the other hand called a cyber scribe an anti-Christ: for elaborating upon his involvement in a gaming concern or the moneyed interest that he has in the establishment. And he further stipulated that he did not have anything to do with the Big Boss of the Company. Yet the minutes said Mr. Elly was not incriminated with the Boss’s person but his mercantile endeavors and his associations are many and varied. Liars- liars, May your private parts be on fire or those words they are so fond of using or seemingly to portray that their sublimed actions are sanctioned by God and that’s why they are so misunderstood because their motions are not really of the corporeal world but heavenly in all cases. And they do not actually have to be concerned with any detailed perusal and close inspection from lesser mortals as they are actually heavenly creatures and have only that particular locale to answer to and what can any sane person say except that it’s totally absurd and right down stupid. What do they think Malaysians are made of: Imbeciles? Like them but only much lower and for their sad persons!

Dewi Yull - Pak Ketipung

OF REPARTEES AND LIVELY EXCHANGES

Why not mention all instead of the few whence you so accuses me of betraying my consociation or my existential intimations so to say. Or in fact you are degrading me and to the lowest there is and of any worthwhile considerations. Thenceforth in this August house I am now asking you if only to further elaborate upon your unasked for accusations. But Honorable Member I only heard of this news from somebody or you know who. Yes but that still is inadequate as you must reveal every bits or knick-knack or any teensy-weensy thingies you are cognizant of. I told you, I was only told and furthermore I have forgotten the mysterious other nomenclatures but why should I disclose all in the first place. Or ask the: you know who or you know what I am talking about. We are definitely going to embark upon that pathway but you must be willing to be fully responsible for all your heinous accusations. So be it then, I am more than ready. How dare you invoke the Exalted Name of the Supreme Leader and the Defense or Military-Complex: as well. Or that you have gotten so much monies that you have you have to perform your unholy duty. Please stop, I know what I am doing but you have said enough and it actually hurts when you keep on rubbing salt to the injury. Oh you are hurt, you admit that and if you must know it hurts even more here. But you were close to him also and why the hullabaloo now? You shut up. Well you should shut your trap also. You are being smug are you, I’ll wallop you then you know. Oh you want to wallop me, Tell you what, why don’t you ask him to tell everything and bring to court all those concerned! Yes I will do that. Ok, Ok. But then better not, better not man. Aha, Aha!

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Booby_Jhoot Bole Kauva Kate

PETRORINGGIT - PETRORINGGIT

Ku Li when delivering a speech mentioned that a bigger if the biggest oil field was found although the exact location he did not elaborate further upon. And the oil concern that discovered the reservoir is none other than the Nation’s oil company. And with the very recent finding, world oil prices may be substantially affected in that they probably will take a dip. A commentator in the infamous blog or within the confines of its most recent post, wrote, more than ever that the location is off the land of the hornbills or Sarawak and BN is holding to the good news until the eve of the State’s or the Nation’s as Sarawak confederation wise is not the largest Malaysian state but actually a country of its own: elections. The Good Tengku had known about this for some time should one guesses so and that’s why he was so mindful of the oil royalty issues and bandied around the controversies surrounding them. He took promulgation on the fair distribution of the 5% recompense first in his home state and until recently has moved to Terengganu or the just next door-neighboring State. The monies to be gotten from future sales of oil will be just too much and the BN putras just could not let the opportunity slips. Yet Ku Li anticipates their evil and dastardly aspirations ahead of them and the reason he wants to inform the simple village folks of the dire implications should the coming to be massive plunders not stopped in the first place. The Royal Prince took it upon him to enlighten the people of their salient rights and he observes the sacred duty incessantly and without tiring but with a conviction so resolute and none to profit except the people. And, of whom, are the rightful owners of the precious black gold. Voter gets voters everybody because as of now there is still no automatic registrations!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Alan Tam - Friends

PERKASA PERKOSAED

Strangely there isn’t very much on Perkasa uttering whatever platitudes they want heard and eerily quiet- as things are now. Or is it they have lost their voices whence RPK leaked the company report and his name was glaringly etched among the top pages as he was then- a business director in a company owned by a Taipan and was none other than a famous persona and of oriental persuasion. Abraham Elly fears the Chinese so much but is not so afraid to be in cohorts with them and in mercantile endeavors no less, so where does his true standing lies and this is where his credibility crashes or when one put an effort to query a bit more. So much so that the Mighty Perkasa is lost for words as RPK has beaten them in their own turf. The battle they have lost and whimpering all in all compared to all the pomp and pageantry when the movement was first launched however not even a moan let alone a sniffle from the illustrious utusan meloya or not so straight times or if someone or anyone can get an earful of. Dead quiet but they are planning something and not only Perkasa but the powers that be or the rivals be in perpetual bloodless civil war until PRU 13 and not beyond the hitherto pallid skirmishes but RPK said even he is ready should it reaches that stage yet gung ho only to an extent however who knows perchance he has put every or any conceivable thingies in perspective. Or that he is verily prepared for each, alternate and of any possible contingencies.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Joget Kelantan -M Daud Kilau - Jan 08

KU LI TO THE FORE

Whenever the ameno boys has something to say about Ku Li, he has a fast answer ready and they in turn did not equally retort back but remained silent hoping that the brief exchange of ‘light’ banter did not happen in the first place. For they just could not give a responsible and justifiable answer each time, example being the suggestion that Ku Li not make any further pronouncements on the Kelantan oil royalty issue his response was that he is only reiterating upon The Late Tun Razak’s wishes of giving some mineral dues to the Malay Belt states and of course The Late Tun’s wishes also that no differing political philosophies be the conspicuous reason not to. And he keeps on uttering the epithets of the ruling party as Umno Baru and not Umno per se and that people knows very well that the current one is actually not the like previous one. The current consociation is a product of some form of after effects and as a result of a judicial ruling that strikes off the old party from existing. The new one came about but must have an appendage to its name yet deleted- the attachment that was and for some mysterious reasons. By and large the Tengku is saying that Umno is not the concurrent party since the old one has been struck off the list and the new association is TDM’s and none more than that. He also elaborates on the fact that both Tunku and Tun Hussein passed on outside the Umno Baru.
Ku Li only aspires to be number one and not two or three but still wants or rather enigmatically speaking- being so- to go up with Umno however so the party or the majority members do not want to revolutionize for the better and in consonant with changing modes and times. But knowing very well the liquidness of civic movements particularly post sea changes, The Tengku did not explain further upon his disposition as regards the not too distant future and it is guessed by quite anyone that he might take over things should Anwar be forcibly incarcerated.
Consistent all the way through his seventy odd sun years of age and not bending either way Ku Li has the charisma and experience to hold at helm the moving forward of this beloved motherland and no other destination rather than more meaningful democracy and economic soundness- dead ahead. Full Speed Ahead YTM Tengku.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Candy - Tari Silat Melayu

OUCH AND TRIPLE OUCH

Three members of the fairer sex were lashed at albeit very slightly and softly-softly at that but what about the affiliated and very much involved or their crime partners being so, or could they be of the non adherent category and if so why not they be walloped also and reason of cavorting with the female members of the superior race. All due to a veritably clueless obsession with a set of beliefs so off the mark from the most sublimed of precepts. Be it to lord over the civic landscape and to literally lay the tender trap for the opposing forces, yet pushed aside by the Islamic party without batting even an eyelid. Political in its sole outlook and only to excessively photoplay the cultural composition of the majority members or the littlest numbers game that they need to play out and fifty plus fifty make a whole hundred but to grab more from the other fifty. Fifteen and more would be a miracle. Yet the status quo still stands with only wavering movements in between. Howsoever the male counterparts have been identified and whipped also but there were four of them. How could that just sync? Beats everyone! Yet the One Malaysia is still striving and soon the economic implications will be displayed and the NGOs gathered at The Club for some sloganeering but none of the visible chauvinism albeit the bigotry is still palpable. Perhaps their fears are justifiable but for ones spoon fed all the while they are scared of the impending revolution or change in everything they find holy or unholy- to be more politically correct. But Jibby is set and in whatever degree to change!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Sesame Street: Kermit Sings Disco Frog

WHEN THE FROGS GO A JUMPIN'

Well the frogs are about to glide to wherever they want to or are there flying frogs? Suppose so as there are flying or rather gliding snakes and flying foxes too, and the dangerous ones as it is believed that they were the original hosts of the Nipah virus. Animals galore more so but they are God’s Wonderful Creatures yet taken as examples for unscrupulous humans. Per se the animals as they live in accordance with the laws of nature and in perfect balance. It is only when humans start to tamper with the ongoing and beautiful process that things go haywire but allegorically taking their perceivable attributes and comparing them to human standards or sub-standards that we associate their so called negativities as ours albeit ludicrously and anachronistically being so. But we bring the bad influences and none associated with the creatures’ so called adverse traits. However there are none so disgusting except for human conduct and being much greedy to no end. The animals just want to live the way they have been living for millions of years. In our unending ravenousness we destroyed the delicate balance or the AL ADL.
Frogs no doubt the MPs and perhaps even more ADUNs and they would be jumping but only to be alone or in a group yet none so affiliating with any bigger group or perhaps waiting for the best and irresistible offer: greenbacks galore yet again. What do they know about the new movement the Avant- garde politics and inexorably moving in about everywhere the world over? They don’t and couldn’t care less and only concern themselves with things so petty and trite. The little power plays and useless jealousies abound and nothing from loftier planes or the unexpected tremors prior to PRU 12 that somewhat smooth the path for many candidates with a bit more cash being parachuted in and no time for due diligence.
Never mind it’s the New Politics and it’s just moving to its logical consequence and crushing everything in its way. Even losing all PR states the conscious populace does not care, Parliament 100% BN also nothing to fret, buy everything you can buy but comes the next PRU or the one after that. Aspiring Machiavellis or not, the spanking new thingy will arrive and not a thing can be done to stop it. And to you nauseating frogs, FORK YOU!

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Engelbert Humperdinck - Release Me

KUDOS TO KAYJAY

How come its only kayjay that speaks well and much in consonance with all that is right and proper in Bolehland compared to the rest of the belligerent members of the dominant consociation. It seems only his esteemed self has the correct mind to delve into the possibilities of what that can happen not too far ahead should the present aggressive mindsets among dues payer be allowed unhindered for long bearing in mind the intricately eclectic composition that makes out the motherland. He is perfectly correct but can the card carrying members be swayed any other way. They just have to transform in the immediate as it is the only logical and benefiting avenue available to all regardless of any denominational factions abound. Seemingly also there are some of archetypical of factional adherents that are bent upon being abrasive all the way or somewhat caring upon the attritional aspects of any uncalled for altercations only, little that they give concern and much in the direction of the betterment of the common weal. Jibby is fair-minded and progressive but there is an equal sub set of participants who are hawkish thus aggressive in dispositions- available in the party. And not so bothersome alongside opportunistic leaders will take advantage upon their battle like predilections and unrelentingly to that effect. So much for the little wars the chiefs have got to fight over. Let’s hope the erstwhile benign octogenarian sees sagacious sense in all these unneeded confrontations and not exacerbate matters further. As is what is true and veritable is more skills and monies - leaving the fatherland!